D-for-donatello - ⚜️Materialistic⚜️

A walking Spiderman toy playing “Butterfly” by Smile.dk

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✨Human!TmntxSpiderverse✨

YEEEEEEE- Decided to jump on the spider verse train and made a small au with the boys!

((They aren’t the rise turtles but I kept their general vibe; They’re a mix of both 12’ and rise if that makes sense?🤔))

mᥲ𝗍ᥱrіᥲᥣ ᥣіs𝗍.

- і𝗍 𝗍᥆᥆k mᥱ ᥲᥕһіᥣᥱ 𝗍᥆ 𝖿іgᥙrᥱ ᥆ᥙ𝗍 һ᥆ᥕ 𝗍᥆ sᥱ𝗍 𝗍һіs ᥙ⍴ ᑲᥙ𝗍 і һᥲძ 𝗍᥆ ⍴ᥙ𝗍 ᥙ⍴ ᥲ mᥲ𝗍ᥱrіᥲᥣ ᥣіs𝗍 ᥲ𝗍 s᥆mᥱ ⍴᥆іᥒ𝗍.💀

rᥙᥣᥱs.

- і ᥆ᥒᥣᥡ gі᥎ᥱ һᥱᥲძ ᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs 𝖿᥆r һᥱᥣᥣᥙ᥎ᥲ ᑲ᥆ss ᥲᥒძ һᥲzᑲіᥒ һ᥆𝗍ᥱᥣ ᥴһᥲrᥲᥴ𝗍ᥱrs. іm ᥒ᥆𝗍 g᥆𝗍 ᥲ𝗍 ᥕrі𝗍іᥒg 𝖿ᥲᥒ𝖿іᥴs s⍴ᥱᥴіᥲᥣᥣᥡ s᥆ ᑲᥲrᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ mᥱ.

- 𝗍һᥱ ᥴһᥲrᥲᥴ𝗍ᥱrs mᥙs𝗍 ᑲᥱ 18+

- і ᥕ᥆ᥒ’𝗍 gі᥎ᥱ һᥱᥲძ ᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs 𝖿᥆r ⍴r᥆ᑲᥣᥱmᥲ𝗍іᥴ sһі⍴s , ᥱ𝗍ᥴ.

- і ᥕ᥆ᥒ’𝗍 ძ᥆ ᥒ᥆ᥒᥴ᥆m/rᥲ⍴ᥱ, ᥱ𝗍ᥴ.

- 𝗍rᥡ ᥒ᥆𝗍 𝗍᥆ s⍴ᥲm ᥕһᥱᥒ rᥱ𝗊ᥙᥱs𝗍s ᥲrᥱ ᥆⍴ᥱᥒ.

ᥒ᥆ᥕ 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 ᥕᥱ һᥲ᥎ᥱ 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 ᥆ᥙ𝗍 ᥆𝖿 𝗍һᥱ ᥕᥲᥡ һᥱrᥱ ᥲrᥱ 𝗍һᥱ ᥣіᥒks.

ᥣіᥒks.

- ᥲsm᥆ძᥱᥙs gᥱᥒᥱrᥲᥣ, r᥆mᥲᥒ𝗍іᥴ, ᥲᥒძ ᥒs𝖿ᥕ һᥱᥲძᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs updated headcanons

- 𝖿іzzᥲr᥆ᥣᥣі gᥱᥒᥱrᥲᥣ, r᥆mᥲᥒ𝗍іᥴ, ᥲᥒძ ᥒs𝖿ᥕ һᥱᥲძ ᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs

- 𝖿іzzᥲr᥆ᥣᥣі ᥴᥙძძᥣᥱ һᥱᥲძᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs

- ᥲsm᥆ძᥱᥙs ᥲᥒძ 𝖿іzzᥲr᥆ᥣᥣі ⍴᥆ᥣᥡ һᥱᥲძ ᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs

- rᥲᥒძ᥆m smᥙ𝗍 һᥱᥲძᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs 𝖿᥆r 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆᥆zіᥱ 2, 3

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ s/᥆ ᥕһ᥆’s ᥒіᥴᥱ 𝗍᥆ 𝗍һᥱm ᑲᥙ𝗍 mᥱᥲᥒ 𝗍᥆ ᥱ᥎ᥱrᥡ᥆ᥒᥱ ᥱᥣsᥱ

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ s/᥆ ᥕһ᥆ һᥲs ᥱmᥱ𝗍᥆⍴һ᥆ᑲіᥲ ( 𝖿ᥱᥲr ᥆𝖿 𝗍һr᥆ᥕіᥒg ᥙ⍴ )

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ sһᥡ s/᥆

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ s/᥆ ᥕһ᥆ һᥲs ᥲ ⍴᥆ᥣᥲr᥆іძ ᥴᥲmᥱrᥲ

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ ᥱᥲsіᥣᥡ 𝖿ᥣᥙs𝗍ᥱrᥱძ s/᥆

- ⍴ᥙᥒіsһmᥱᥒ𝗍 һᥴs ᥕі𝗍һ 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ

- 𝖿іzzᥲr᥆ᥣᥣі sᥣᥱᥱ⍴іᥒgһᥱᥲძ ᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs

- ᥲsm᥆ძᥱᥙs sᥣᥱᥱ⍴іᥒg һᥱᥲძ ᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs

- ᥴᥣᥱᥲᥒіᥒg ᥕі𝗍һ 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ іძ᥆ᥣ іm⍴ s/᥆

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ 𝖿іgһ𝗍іᥒg 𝖿᥆r ᥲ kіss 𝖿r᥆m s/᥆

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ s/᥆ ᥕһ᥆’s ᥲᥣᥕᥲᥡs 𝗍іrᥱძ

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ ᥲᥱrіᥲᥣ sіᥣk ⍴rᥱ𝖿᥆rmᥱr s/᥆

- ძ᥆іᥒg 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ’s mᥲkᥱᥙ⍴

- ᥆zzіᥱ ᥲᥒძ 𝗍rᥲᥒs𝖿ᥱm s/᥆

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ 𝗍ᥕі𝗍ᥴһ s𝗍rᥱᥲmᥱr s/᥆

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ s/᥆ ᥕһ᥆ sᥣᥱᥱ⍴ 𝗍ᥲᥣks

- 𝖿іzz ᑲᥱіᥒg ⍴ᥱ𝗍𝗍ᥡ

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲᥒ ᥲᥙ𝗍іs𝗍іᥴ s/᥆

- һᥱᥣ⍴іᥒg 𝖿іzz

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ ⍴rᥱgᥒᥲᥒ𝗍 s/᥆

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ ᥲs ⍴ᥲrᥱᥒ𝗍s human child

- ᥕᥲ𝗍ᥴһіᥒg һᥱᥣᥣ’s kі𝗍ᥴһᥱᥒ ᥕі𝗍һ 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥆zzіᥱ

- 𝖿іzz ᥲᥒძ ᥎ᥱr᥆ᥒіᥴᥲ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ s/᥆ ᥕһ᥆’s ᥣіkᥱ ᥣᥱm᥆ᥒ ძᥱm᥆ᥒ

- 𝗍һᥱ ᥴᥲs𝗍 ⍴r᥆𝗍ᥱᥴ𝗍іᥒg s/᥆ 𝖿r᥆m rᥙძᥱ ᥴ᥆mmᥱᥒ𝗍s

- random Ozzie post

- Ozzie with a s/o who’s good at witchcraft

- human s/o

- freaky Virgin s/o

- being adopted by them

- insecure s/o

- Mexican s/o

- techy s/o

- dating blitzo’s brother

- Them as parents to a human teen

- plus sized s/o

- random angst

- sinner s/o

- Ozzie’s niece

- bedtime routine

Picking Up Trash and Calling It Treasure Masterlist

Striker x Reader - Helluva Boss

Chapter 1: Not Boyfriend Material

Chapter 2: Millie is Going to Kill You

Chapter 3: You Clean Up Nice

Chapter 4: Cowboy Casanova

Chapter 5: Highly Dangerous

Chapter 6: Twenty Grand

Chapter 7: Mission Improbable

Chapter 8: A Snake with Green Eyes

Cheaper by the Dozen (Eddie Munson x Reader)

Summary: idk just Eddie being a dad to his adoptive child Dustin

Author’s Note: i adore the idea of eddie and reader being surrogate siblings / parents to dustin and the other geeks. i don’t want kids but i’ll be real bummed if i don’t get to be the cool aunt at some point in my life. eddie and reader are aged up because i’m 26 and need a man with a fully developed frontal lobe. (unrelated side note: i’m a redhead and i would literally melt into a puddle if eddie regularly called me “red” like he did max. muerta.exe has stopped working.)

Dustin was a good kid. A great kid. Spending time with him, watching him grow up from the little boy you used to babysit on weeknights into the snarky, slightly larger boy he now was made you happier than you’d ever let him know (his ego was already huge and you didn’t want to inflate it).

There were just days when you wished he’d leave you the hell alone.

Your closeness with Dustin wasn’t helped by the fact that he was also super close with your boyfriend, Eddie. Ever since joining the Dungeons and Dragons club for teens Eddie ran as a volunteer at the Hawkins Library (“See, you’re not as scary as you look. You’re soft and gooey on the inside.” “Shut up. I’m metal as fuck.” “You’re so cute when you’re grumpy.” “Babe, please. Let me have this.”), Dustin was attached at his hip, adopting him as a surrogate brother the way he’d done you as a sister. It was nice getting to hang with both of them, joking with Eddie about already having a kid together and who would get custody if you were to ever break up, but Dustin sometimes had a hard time with boundaries.

Like this morning, when he stormed into Eddie’s bedroom, rudely waking you both from a peaceful slumber.

“What are you guys still doing in bed?” he demanded, pulling up the blinds to let in the morning sunlight. “We’ve gotta get going!”

Eddie groaned, reaching for the blanket and pulling it over your heads. Dustin ripped it back down, to which Eddie responded with a string of curses.

“Dustin, you should really stop walking in on us,” you grumbled. You opened your eyes just enough to look at him, squinting through the haze of your grogginess. “We have sex in here. Is Eddie’s bare ass really something you want burned in your memory?”

“You never complain about it,” Eddie mumbled. You pinched the softness of his stomach, to which he grinned, eyes still shut.

“This is important,” Dustin argued. “It’s Hellfire’s Six Flags day! Mike and Lucas are waiting outside.”

Eddie raised his wrist to check his watch, squashing you between his arm and chest. He sighed.

“It’s seven in the morning, dude. We don’t leave until eleven.”

“We’ve gotta talk strategy. Which coasters we ride and what order we ride them in could make or break our experience.”

“He’s got a point,” you yawned into Eddie’s t-shirt. “If you don’t plan your meals right, he’ll puke.”

Eddie ignored your advice, opting instead to hug you closer, his arms wrapping around you in a protective cocoon to block out the light and noise Dustin wreaked upon you.

“Mommy and daddy are sleeping,” he dismissed. “Go play outside.”

Dustin scoffed.

“Can we at least hang out inside while we wait, or are you gonna be gross back here?”

“Nah, we don’t need any more kids,” Eddie deadpanned. “You guys can come in. Just shut up and don’t touch my stuff.”

Dustin sprinted from the room, rattling the floor as he went. A few moments later, the chaos of three teenage boys rumbled through the trailer, making it impossible for you to fall back asleep. Eddie growled in frustration, stubbornly pulling the blankets up around you once again.

“We remembered to get condoms, yeah?” he asked.

“Yeah. Why?”

“Because I’ll be damned if I ever spawn a little gremlin like that.”

You giggled, pressing a kiss to his chin and savoring the scratch of his stubble against your lips.

“I dunno,” you teased. “I kind of like the idea of calling you ‘daddy’.”

Eddie hummed, a devilish grin curling across his handsomely round cheeks. He kissed you, playfully pulling your lower lip between his teeth. 

“You think if we’re loud enough they’ll fuck off?” he wonders wantonly, hands roving up and down your body. You laugh. 

“Not in front of the kids, Eddie.” 

🌹💀get your eddie fix💀🌹