So I Found Out That A Group Of Ravens Are Called An Unkindness Or A Conspiracy And A Group Of Crows Are

So i found out that a group of ravens are called an unkindness or a conspiracy and a group of crows are called a murder. I know mammon will take full advantage of this and scare and confuse people

Imagine he just got berated or something by satan, so he’s like “hmmm ya know what imma get him back”. So satan in his room, chilling with levi and belphie and they are coming up with all sorts of conspiracy theories. Mammon obviously barges into the room and goes like “ hey i have a conspiracy too”. And before any of them can do anything, so many demonic ravens just pop out of nowhere scaring the crap out of them. And well would you look at that the door is locked and mammon has legged it. Either way all three are traumatised cuz of the screech them ravens gave out in unison.

Don’t forget poor diavolo, who was walking with mammon, and they just happened to be talking about this gang who were causing a lot of trouble, and mammon is out here like “ye i also have my fair share of murders”. Cue diavolo having a double take like ‘sorry, what did he say??😀’. Imagine the sigh of relief when he realises mammon is on about his crows.

And mammon? Boi he’s out here loving every second of it

I love this omg mammon definitely knows how to do curly hair best

The demon brothers reacting to black mc wash day

The way there are like four black characters in this game but not a single X black reader🤨 like I know you like making all your MC‘s pasty skinny insecure white girls but we don’t do that over here(Also can you notice I got side tracked with beel? Lmao)

Lucifer:

- okay so you may think he’s like thousands of years old so he knows everything about humans but he knows nothing

- He just assumes mammon let’s his hair do whatever

- Honestly thought he was buying all those hair products just to spend money smh

- So when he sees you walking by with a basket full of stuff he’s like??? Is it necessary

- “Hey Luci, mams is out so can you help me do my hair?”

- On the outside he’s all “ahah tiny human needs help”

- But we know he’s a big softy he’s trying not to cry bc that’s so domestic and intimate and he’s a sucker for that stuff

- Especially bc you made it clear(mainly asmo) that nobody could touch your hair without asking first

- “It would be my pleasure.”

- So he’s lowkey overwhelmed by the amount of stuff you have in the counter

- “You use all this???”

- “I got more in my bag”

- ????? Hello??

- But he’s a fast learner and gives great massages

- Got you falling asleep in the sink and he’s just starring at you with heart eyes

- “Next I defangle right?”

- “Yeah”

- Okay so please forgive him

- He’s used to trying-

- Keyword is try

- Ti helo mammon with his hair

- So he is snatching out the knots

- Like you thought your mom or auntie was bad?

- He’s pulling your head ALL the way back

- “LUCIFER”

- “Yeah?”

- Lmao you gotta use the pact to beat his ass

- “If you yank out another clump of my hair I will beat your ass.”

- Takes his time detangling now

- Mammon is laughing bc this why he don’t ask him for help no more

- “Yanked the shit outta your head didn’t he?”

- “BRO WHY IS HE SO ROUGH??”

- He had no idea how to braid so he will ask asmo how to braid your hair in secret

- He learns how to do cornrows pretty fast

- Will kiss your scalp when he thinks your sleeping too

- He loves how you smell

- He’s gon steal ya shea butter and blame it on asmo or mammon and he will lie straight through his teeth

- “I have shea butter already lucifer :/ you ain’t fooling nobody”

- Keeps a red silk bonnet on his room just for you

- Got silk pillowcases too

- He’s about a 6/10 on the scale bc he will give you the worst migraine if your life

Mammon:

- he’s literally black Lmao

- You can argue with ya moms idc he’s black and the devs know it too

- But he’s obviously the best at this

- My boy may have a silk press but you better believe when the humidity hits its back to 4c

- When he hears you complaining about how all your expensive hair products are back in the human realm he bust in with his loud ass

- “As your first man it’s obviously up to me to help u get that head together”

- Sir🤨 what you tryna say

- He’s super nervous bc he’s tender headed and only asmo and Lilith were allowed to touch his scalp

- “You can,,be a little rougher”

- He’s soft as hell lmao

- After wards will take you shopping for hair stuff

- He has like a whole drawer full of durags and bonnets

- “What color you want?”

- He’s the real plug lmao

- You and him be laughing at inside jokes the others can’t understand

- The black body language

- “👀🤨😘”

- “😌😙🥺”

- “What the fuck are y’all saying??”

- Bothering Satan!!

- Bro you can’t tell me he don’t look like any other white boy with a rich dad!!

- “I know he’s not wearing kakis”

- “It’s drip or drown and the water beating his ass”

- Anyway

- He will play prince

- Best wash day playlist on god

- Having Simon join in🥺🥺

- Maybe even helping diavolo not heat damage his hair🥰

- Y’all just have whole sleepovers

- Coordinating wash days so y’all can share products

- Group chat with hair inspo

- Macc daddy mc: okay but what if I pop out with these white locs?

- Mamoney: YOOO I GOT SOME LOC JEWELRY FOR THOSE

- angelfoodcake: I think they would look good in a bun

- Dia: slay!

- I’m sorry but he used aave bc he don’t know what it means like Lucifer is struggling bc he will say Random shit

- You I turn help with his hair

- He is super bougie with his product too

- “This is deep conditioner from the third layer of hell that contains the screams and tears of kkk members.”

- “…. Okay”

- Him and asmo do spa days shut up he’s a model he loves self care

- Right after wash day they do face masks

- Beaks combs

- Like his hair has a life of of its own you gotta ease into that mf bc you will start snapping metal combs

- Very chaotic but relaxing

Leviathan:

- lmao okay so this will be a struggle

- Like a first date with sweaty hands

- He probably buys a black hair salon simulator 😭😭

- Probably dry combs your hair

- Like he thought you were a demon for a sec when you whipped your head around

- “Boy I will rock your shit”

- “🥺🥺 okay”

- Might purposely mess up to have you snap on him at first he likes it when your sadistic

- But he will take it seriously when your a breath away from asking someone else for help

- He got them Gamer hands so he can section and part like a professional

- “Hand me the gel”

- Likes trying different hair styles out

- His favorite is a wash n go bc he likes seeing how it comes out differently every time

- Also you can wear your cute lil bedtime hat🥰

- He sleeps in a whole ass bathtub so he gets silk sheets and comforters and just piles em all in there

- Will wear a silk shirt to sleep bc he usually holds you when y’all slept together

- Will buy cute ruri-Chan clips to put in your hair

- Also devil horn clips that asmo bought you give him a heart attack every time

- Let’s you use his T-shirts as a towel

- Will bitch at you if you all asleep without wearing your bonnet

- “So you not wear the tsl bonnet got you for your birthday?”

- When he learns how to brain he could have half your head done in like 40 mins

- You already know he has all the slice of life anime with black main characters lined up for y’all to watch

- He’s trying his best and he is definitely succeeding

Satan:

- lmao okay so this one is funny

- Mr. Hit me or my father will sue

- He seems like he would get super frustrated and yank your hair out

- But I’ve men him personally and he wouldn’t never do that

- Before you even ask he’s read all the books he can and bothered mammon about it so he’s prepared

- He wouldn’t forgive himself if he hurt you anyway

- Prides himself on being better than Lucifer at something

- So when you offhandedly ask him to help with your hair he’s smiling so bright

- “Of course mc I’d love to”

- He’s already in his head trying to figure out which hairstylist

- Like he’s masters regular waves and finger waves

- He’s got this on lock

- He’s so gentle when he’s massaging your scalp

- “We should do a hot oil treatment,,,, just to be safe”

- Can’t be a lazy natural around him no sir

- He bothers you DAILY about your head and always got summ to say

- Like simmer down white boy worry about your cardigan 🙄

- “I can tell you ain’t oil your scalp last night”

- Boy if you don’t-

- Loves twist outs

- He can study your hair more that way

- Like what makes it not come out frizzy,how to make it pop

- Him and asmo are sifting through your hair products to make sure only the best ingredients are in there

- He’s your white knight too

- Anyone try to touch your hair demon or otherwise getting an elbow to the spinal cord no questions asked

- “Do you think your hair has high or low porosity?”

- He got your hair stats sitting in a notebook somewhere

- “High density with very fine strands.”

- Like he knows your hair more than you do

- Buys you a cat shower cap

- Also cat ears

- Cat anything you put on your head really he thinks they make you look cute

- “Mc! Do you want to listen to this audiobook with me? It’s about black hair throughout the decade.”

- Listening to natural hair horror stories on YouTube is a favorite past time

- Another one who loves the small of your products

- Will probably stand super close to you at all times to smell your hair

- “Smells like home”

- Like if he smells cocoa butter a mile away he knows your close by

- Go white boy go!

Asmodeus:

- Tbh he probably don’t know much about your hair

- Yeah he’s helped mams on occasions but that don’t mean y’all got the same hair texture or style

- Mams has like 4 a b and c all over

- You can too but I like to think his head a mess and he got different coils all over the place

- So he’s watching you like a hawk to see what products you be using

- Gets you even more expensive stuff

- “Do I need it tho?”

- “MC! This won’t be available for another century! Of course you need it!!”

- Loves doing puffs and pineapples

- Like he’s the master of doing edges

- So he lies it when he can see them clearly

- “My hard work🥰”

- Plenty of pictures

- # wash day!

- He probably got a long ass routine too so you guys do wash day together

- “You seen my African black soap?”

- “….. no”

- Steals your products too

- He wants to smell like a tropical garden too😡 you gotta share

- Buys you a silk durag that you wear in pictures

- Probably has bonnets that you can only wear in photos too

- His whole bed is silk sheets so don’t even worry

- He will be on your neck tho about your hair like Satan

- “ why is it so frizzy?? Did you not deep condition for 45 mins like I told you?”

- Says your stressing him out when you don’t deangle properly

- Lots of shopping trips

- Will match your outfits with your hair

- “Let me see what your hair looks like we got plans today”

- Favorite style is box braids and a fade

Beelzebub:

- baeby

- Like imma need y’all to stop thinking he’s stupid

- He’s a himbo but he knows about sex like his brother is the avatar of lust stop assuming he don’t know how to use the monster between his legs >:/

- Bc he knows how to EAT if anything else

- Anyway he will wash your hair in the shower

- His arms never get tired so he’s down to help you pull off a fly ass install

- Wig

- Some braids

- Locks

- Anything

- He is always ready and willing to help🥰

- Might eat your products tho

- “Where did my hair mayonnaise go??”

- “That wasn’t for my sandwich???”

- Lmao just get non scented stuff

- Probably gets horny bc you smell so good

- “I want to devour you”

- Go head then😳

- Soft dom but doesn’t know your limits so accidentally fucks you stupid

- Like he never realizes how hard he’s going or how feral he’s being

- So your brainless and drooling

- Tapped out like 5 orgasms ago

- And he’s like “you good?”

- Lmao he does kinda have an idea tho bc your choking on your own words begging him to slow down but he can’t get enough of your expression

- Wash day might as well be blow your back out day tbh

- Bc after you put your hair in that wrap it’s dinner time

- He’s gon make sure you are tired out

- Favorite hairstyle is those cute mini locs you get when your first licking your hair

- I think he likes short hair the most idk

- Let’s you use any of his shorts to dry your hair

- Will take off the shirt he’s wearing to let you dry your hair

- Will always have an umbrella ready in case it starts to rain

- Saw you upset bc it was storming and he bings an umbrella everywhere now

- Cute hair scarves

- Like he got you this cute marble orange scarf that you wear when you go on dates

Belphegor:

- This mf 😒

- I refuse to believe he’s the one that *spoiler for lesson 16*

- He’s literally so cute??? Like that’s a baby if I’ve ever seen one

- Dont let that cute face fool you tho

- He’s an menace

- Especially with hair

- Did you see that selfie he took?

- Yeah he’s a mess he don’t do mu with his hair but let it grow out

- Too tired to help you out with wash day but will hype you up

- Sleepily give you compliments and give cometary when asked

- “Try the other gel it might work better”

- “That Bantu knot of slightly bigger than the other one”

- will make sure your scarf stays safe all night

- 30 silk pillows

- “I stole this one from lucifer”

- Secretly refills your product when you’re running out

- The bottle was almost empty and now it’s completely full

- Will massage your scalp when washing your hair in the sink

- “This feels so domestic”

- He’s very soft about it

- Smiling the entire time

- Tells you you look cute to get you flustered

- Buys you cute hair accessories

- Like where did that cow hair pin come from?

- Definitely not him

- If your getting nasty he will ruin the whole mood to put your scarf on lmao

- “Ayo wait a min”

- Keeps one bonnet hidden in all his sleeping spots

- Just in case

- If your products got lavender in it he will fall asleep right next to your head

- “You smell so good I couldn’t resist mc”

What if he can out fly or out run Diavolo???? 👀👀

Heacanons I have for Mammon #1:

It's canon in the story that Mammon is fast. Incredibly so. Perhaps one of the fastest in all the three realms if the comment about him being able to outrun Lucifer and Beel are anything to go by.

I believe he is ridiculously fast. He's the second strongest of his brothers but he's built rather sleek in comparison. He's a crazy fast sprinter for sure, if he doesn't want you to catch him, you won't!

My headcanon is he's even faster when he's flying, and I truly believe that in a good day, if he actually tries, he totally can whip through the air so fast he breaks the sound barrier. He can't do it a lot or for a long time, maybe just a second or two, but it's extremely impressive to watch him zipping through the air like a shot and suddenly BANG!! And he's out of sight.

Heya! I saw that your asks were open and I wanted to ask if you could do Mc meeting Diavolo’s dad? Like bursting in the castle to tell the prince about their day or their scheduled tea party or some other plan only to find his dad just sitting there. You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to though. Take care ❤️

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🎱👄🎱

Holy shite I love your work a lot my darling i can’t believe you requested

Ooh la and this request of yours is gold like- there is so much to write about. Imagine bursting in the castle and this guy is who is supposed to be asleep or something drinking some tea like 🤨 🍵🤏. Just -yes

Also, my apologies this took so damn long

Mc meeting the demon king for the first time

You just came back from seeing your family in the human world and boi you were excited to go back to see your demons. You had missed the demon brothers, Barbatos and diavolo a lot, and you got some gifts to give them.

You especially missed Diavolo and the tea parties you both had together – who knew that diavolo had a lot of things to tell you, whether it be something that happened during his day or a little story on how the human world was back when he was younger. There were also days where you both don’t have tea parties together : the prince only talking about how he never had someone to speak to as a friend, that he is grateful for you. Those were the days where the two of you would have a heart-to-heart conversation, or when you both question everything. There was never a day you have been bored in diavolo’s presence - he was truly an interesting being.

There was a light breeze which left as quickly as it came, making you curse the weather. However, despite the weather being too hot for your liking, you couldn’t help but feel your excitement building up. Oh you couldn’t wait to see your demons. Taking a turn, you reached an alley: perfect for you to teleport , away from prying eyes.

You chanted the spell under your breath and before you knew it, you were in hell. With your bags and the gifts with you, you made your way to the castle.

The demons around you could tell you were the master of seven, and friends with their prince and his butler, and wondered what the heck were you doing in hell. They knew better than attack you, of course, it would be ridiculous.

The ogling eyes was toned down your excitement a bit, but you managed just fine. All of a sudden, your stomach rumbled loudly. Imma eat i guess you thought. Changing direction, you went straight to a little cafe Beel mentioned before you left, saying something along the lines of the cafe being underrated. Opening the door, you were greeted by the scent of coffee. There were cookies, pasties and pastries on display. I guess Beel was right about this being underrated, it looks frickin tasty you thought, your stomach rumbling again, as if it was agreeing with you.

You went to the counter and one of the baristas came. She was a pretty demoness, to say the least. She had curly raven hair, and her skin a hue of dark blue, and hazel eyes that seemed to glow—or was that your imagination. You luckily stopped yourself from staring too much – it would’ve been embarazzing for you.

“Hello, what would you like today?” She smiled. You didn’t know what to order so you asked for the most popular or fan favourite food they’ve got to save yourself. You payed for your food, and sat down on a chair to eat.

The food was amazing, Beel wasn’t kidding when he said the food was great, and you didn’t realise that you wolfed the food. You left the cafe with a full stomach and continued your way to the castle.

Once you arrived, you couldn’t contain yourself, so you ran through the gates of the castle, and made your way inside. You opened the door to the living room that you and the prince normally have tea parties in , and exclaimed “Diavolo guess who’s back! Its me, and I’ve got some presents for…..”

You stopped talking. Because the man in front of you was not Diavolo.

He was sitting on the couch, drinking tea, before he looked up. His eyes that were molten gold, seemed to have witnessed so much of the world - you were beginning to feel overwhelmed at the amount of power those eyes held. There was a certain glint in them – one that was making you uncomfortable. His hair was a bloody shade of red, gold jewellery adorning his horns. He looked a lot like diavolo, except he wasn’t.

You connected the dots and realised that you have come face to face with the Demon King.

“Who are you and how does a mere human being know my son?” His power flooded the room, almost making your knees buckle. You could feel the wrath building up in the room – you were becoming wary.

But you needed to display some manners, of course, he was not like your sins and Diavolo, this man wanted you respect him address him accordingly.

“I am MC, Your Highness,” you answered his first question, bowing down slightly. The King’s eyes narrowed slightly : he seemed quite sceptical of you. “How do you know my son, human?” You knew this man is ancient, and probably despises the human race, and you didn’t think at all he’d take kindly to the exchange program. Did that stop you though? Absolutely not.

“Lord Diavolo is my friend, Your Highness,” you stated, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “I know for a fact that my son doesn’t go around making friends – he has a responsibility of being the heir to the throne. So tell me the truth, human, lest you want me give you an eternal punishment,” he calmly said. You, on the other hand, wasn’t impressed at all. You were saying half truth of course – he didn’t need to know about the exchange program. But seeing that his pupils were practically non existent, and his wings were outstretched, you knew you had to come clean, unless you wanted to be stuck in the dungeons.

“I know the Prince through an exchange program uniting the three realms, Your Highness.” You could not show any fear, though you were quite close to legging it. “An exchange program,you say? Do tell me more,” his eyes widened – lips curling into an unwelcoming wide smile. You read enough to know that this man was getting ready to pounce on you, yet you complied.

“The exchange program was made to unite the three realms and to live in harmony and peace with one another, and learning about demons, angels and humans,” you replied, making sure not to look him in the eye. “Oh? And it was my son who has made this program? Well it seems that a lot has changed after all.” He seemed to be talking to himself. You were still on high alert, his wings were a sight to look at, but they were still outstretched, and that was dangerous in itself.

“It also seems my son has forgotten his place as the prince of hell. I can’t believe he’s been dilly-dallying with humans.” He sighed dramatically. “I now know that humans have made him soft, and this exchange program? Goodness me, that disgrace of a child has cast shame upon the name of the devils,” he seethed.

You completely zoned out. You could tell he was berating Diavolo even more, but you couldn’t stand there and watch while this man was running his mouth. You needed this man to know that respect goes both ways : you earn it and you give it. You did not care that this man was a whole powerful eldritch being , but although your hands were trembling, when did you have any regard for self preservation? MC, you maybe a human, but you are a force to be reckoned with.

“With all due respect Your Majesty, Lord Diavolo is your son, correct?” You smiled. “Excuse me?” The king sputtering, confused. You dropped your smile. “Answer the question,” you stated, taking a seat on the single love seat. “…Yes, he is.” The king furrowed his brows. Humans normally beg for mercy in his presence, why must this human be any different?

“Well then. Why are you calling Diavolo a disgrace?” You looked him in the eye. “In what way is Diavolo a disgrace?” You asked him – you wanted to see his thought process. “Well, he is affiliated with humans, devil forbid the day he becomes friends with an angel,” he sneered at you, trying to intimidate you. You helped yourself to a cup of tea, knowing that this man will be spewing a whole load of bullshit. “Unfortunately for you, he is.” You smirked, loving the way this sad excuse of a father had a horrified look on his face. However, before a word tumbled out of his mouth, you held up a scone to him. The demon looked quite puzzled, but he took it either way.

“Before you say anything more, Your Highness, do you like war?” You asked him, sipping on your tea. “Pardon?” His eyes were wide – he never answered a question like this before. You narrowed your eyes at him, growing impatient. “You are not hard of hearing are you? Answer the question.” You inquired. You were not having any regard to your safety at all, but you really needed to show this man his place.

The king’s face twisted into even more confusion, and there were hints of anger in his eyes. He still couldn’t get over the fact that you were asking him questions and making a fool out of himself without even trying. “No I don’t,” he replied carefully. “Then do you not realise that your son is doing a lot to prevent wars in the future, he made an exchange program to protect all his people, and to overcome differences with each other. He has done a lot more than you have, and on top of that, he had to rule hell in place of you. And what were you doing?” You spoke with power, and could tell the king was getting mad.

“What were you doing, Your Highness?” You asked again, mocking his title. “I was in the dungeons,” he replied, sitting straight, knowing that saying the truth of him sleeping would sound ridiculous. “Well,” you took a deep breath and continued,“that does not give an excuse to berate your child, who has been doing everything to rule over hell.” You sighed. With the way the king was staring at you, you knew that you may pass away today.

That didn’t stop you from telling the man off. “You were in the dungeons, sleeping the whole time while diavolo was taking care of hell, while he was improving the devildom, and the day you wake up, you start running your mouth, and disrespecting you son. I expected the king to be sophisticated man, who would praise his son’s achievements, but I guess I was wrong,” you responded.

A deep rumble was heard, and the king was baring his fangs at you. Quite frankly, you were very disappointed, but your hands were shaking. “What is your name, Your Highness?” You inquired. “That does not concern you,” he hissed in reply. “Very well, Midas, I shall take the honour of teaching you some lessons on respect today.”

The king could feel his patience thinning. How dare they make a fool out of me, he thought. They dare address me as Midas, the name of that greedy fool?! How dare they disrespect me?

You could feel the kings wrath filling the room, and his pride was crumbling. You knew that the brothers do get fed when any demon of any rank gives into their sin, and that in this particular case, a certain cat lover was going to have quite a feast. You waited for the king to calm down, which was not happening at all until you became irritated. “You are the King of Hell, the most powerful being in here, yet you are being reduced to a mess by a mere human?” You tilted your head slightly, waiting for the king to answer. But alas, he was still seething on his sofa.

The king stared at you with pure unfiltered anger, and just as you were about to speak, the king stood up to his full height. He towered over you, baring his fangs, itching to kill. “You will regret ever making me angry, human,” he spat. “I will deal with that boy later and give him and his avatars a painful punishment, but for now, human, your soul is mine to take.”

The demon did not know what to make of the disdainful look on your face - the disappointment a mother feels towards her child sometimes, and a part of the king did not like it. He reached for your neck, trying to take your soul, but the smell of burning flesh filled his nose. The demon looked at his hand : his skin burning and cracking. He frowned – a human should not be able to perform any magic, unless they are a sorcerer.

You, on the other hand, thanked Luke in your head for blessing you – that kid is going to become a fantastic angel, you were sure of it.

The king looked down on you, his hands curled in fists, for he hated how you seemed unfazed. “I’d like you to take a seat, kind sir,” you said plainly, “I’ll have to teach you a lesson on respect.” With a flick of your wrist, a massive whiteboard and some whiteboard pens appeared. The demon king looked dumbfounded - yet he quickly replaced that look with a look of anger.

You looked up and still saw the man shaking in anger. Irritated, you kissed your teeth. The idea of a full grown man, a whole demon king at that, mad and upset at you just because you were trying to teach him some respect, made you feel very smug, but, the demon was wasting your time.

“Sit. Down.” The king’s eyes darkened. A part of him wanted to listen to you, but he mostly wanted to throw you across the room. Respect, my ass, he thought. You payed no heed. If he was going to stand, then so be it. You opened your marker, and started explaining. “Respect goes both ways, you should know, of course,” you began your lecture.

• • •

You finished your lecture after a whole two hours has passed, which shouldn’t have taken so long - it was honestly concerning. You made sure the king understood that he couldn’t put his son and avatars in the dungeons, and he reluctantly agreed. The king also managed to understand, to your surprise, that the exchange program was necessary for the future of all three worlds.

However, while you were sitting on the sofa, you couldn’t help but wonder where the hell the avatars and diavolo were. There were no servants around, and there was not a hint of life around the castle. Hell, the guards the usually stood outside the castle gates were not there. The only person who could know of their whereabouts was the king in front of you, and you had no choice but to ask him.

“Do you happen to know where Diavolo and the avatars are, Your Majesty?” You asked, eating a cookie. The demon however, stared at you with a look screaming ‘are you serious’. You met his stare with one of confusion. “Perhaps you shouldn’t have eaten too many cookies, human,” he told you. You were still very much baffled. “I do believe you have mistaken this place as Diavolo’s castle,” he explained. If you were confused before, you were now completely bamboozled. “What do you mean?” You asked. The demon king pursed his lips tightly.

“You are in the Mausoleum, human.”

Your eyes widened. “You mean I could’ve been with diavolo and the others this whole time, that I could’ve avoided this entire encounter, and that I went on ,” you exclaimed. All this time wasted on teaching a grown man respect, you thought sadly. You gathered your belongings and bid goodbye to the king, before he stopped you and asked how you knew he was asleep. You replied with smug look - he doesn’t need to know you’ve been eavesdropping on diavolo’s conversations with barbs.

With that, you made your way to the right direction to the Demon Lord’s Castle, a new little story to tell your demons once you reach your second home. Oh you couldn’t wait to see them shook – after all, not many demons, let alone humans, survive after an encounter with the King of Hell, but you, of course, were full of surprises.

Mammon Angst Masterlist

a/n: for the fandom to have a directory because there’s not enough of mammon hurt. also for me to come back and reread it all :p note that these posts are Mammon-centric so their not MC/OC centered. 

(sorry for the tags,,, oh and if you have or know any more angst posts just tell me and i’ll add it)

OBEY THE BUTLER : @obeythebutler

Mammon Goes Missing (no reader) 

Mammon Breaks (Multiple Parts) [no reader] 

Broken Hearts (reader) 

IMA-SIMP-UWU : @ima-simp-uwu

Unwanted (multiple parts) [no reader] 

Mammon Snaps (no reader) 

STRWBRRYXPRZTL : @strwbrryxprtzl

Everything Stays (no reader) 

THE-MOURNING-STARS : @the-mourning-stars 

Lucifer Accidentally Kills Mammon (no reader) [dark]

CANDYMEOWZ : @candymeowz

It Should Have Been Me (no reader) 

LEVIATHANS-WATCHING : @leviathans-watching

[Read]✓ (no reader) 

‘Cause loving you, loving you is too hard (All I do, all I do’s not enough) (no reader) 

PEN-INK-THERAPY : @pen-ink-therapy

Mammon’s Sacrifice (no reader)

Aftermath of Mammon’s Sacrifice (no reader) 

ROSE-LORD-OF-SIMPS : @rose-lord-of-simps

Mammon Angst Headcanons (no reader) 

Mammon Angst Headacanons II (no reader) 

Mammon Angst Headcanons II.V (no reader) 

When Mammon Finally Snapped (no reader) 

5 Times Mammon’s Brothers Were A Holes to Him. 1 Time He Had Enough (no reader) 

THEGREATMAMMON : @thegreatmammon

What Pride Had Wrought (no reader) 

Too Much Today (no reader) 

CERTIFIED-SLOTH : @certified-sloth

When He’s Had Enough (no reader)

Now You Care (no reader) 

You’d Never Know (no reader) 

HELLISHEUPHORIA : @hellisheuphoria

Mammon, the Biggest Loser in Hell (no reader) 

IDONTKNOWMYOWNMIND : @idontknowmyownmind

Another Headcanons of Mammon (no reader) 

An Old Curse (no reader) 

OBEIII-MEE : @obeiii-mee

Mammon Snaps (no reader) 

MOEMOEMAMMON : @moemoemammon

What Am I Missing (reader) 

KARIUANN : @kariuann

When He Finally Breaks (multiple parts) [reader] 

ARMINSBIH : @arminsbih

Mammon Leaving His Brothers (multiple parts) [no reader] 

Hello! Can I ask some angst?

Can you make a fic or headcanon with the demon brothers (or just your favourites)? Lets say the MC is very wortied or sad because somethibg happened to their dad who is pretty stern but raised them with lot of care and love.

If you don't want to or can't do it it is 100% OK!

I wish you health and take care!

Ngl, this hit close to home cuz my dad is like that and i always had cried in school when i was younger worried for him ( nothing’s wrong with him i was just like that)

Im going to do all the bros for this one to ya know have a feel of ✨writing stuff ✨ and ill start this with a fic and do the bros reaction in headcannon form end if that is okay with you. I also did some comfort too, i hope thats okay with you darlin

I also wish you a very good evening/day/night and health too sweetie, muwah

Gn Mc worried for their father ft. the bros

Warnings: mentions of stab wounds, surgical procedures, angst [and comfort]

You loved your family very much, especially your father. He was always open minded and taught you the difference between right and wrong. He made sure you would own up to your mistakes and learn from them, and taught you how to defend for yourself. He also taught you to take in activities that you enjoy, too. He always wanted the best for you.

It was during lunch break when you had the phone call. You were in the far corner of the library, minding your business, reading the demon version of human folklore. You saw the caller id and it was your mother phoning you. You were a little confused–she only ever calls you on the weekends, so this must be urgent.You answered the call and you heard your mother. “Mc, your father – something happened.” You noticed her voice was breaking up - she seemed to have been crying and that was enough for you know something was wrong, so horribly wrong.

“Ma, what happened to him?” You asked. She went silent. “…Ma?” Whatever has happened to dad must’ve shaken her up pretty badly you thought. “He… he got stabbed,” she whispered, as if she would start crying if she said it any louder. And you, so many thoughts were running through your mind, and you feared for the worst.

“He’s okay, right?” You were trying to reassure her and yourself: you did not want to believe that your father was critically injured. “He is in hospital.” Your mother took a deep breath before she continued, “ The doctors said that he got stabbed in the stomach multiple times, so now, he’s undergoing a surgery. Hopefully the surgery works out.” You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding. Turns out your father got taken to hospital as quickly as possible and your mum was with him, which was a relief. However that did nothing to ease your fear. What if the surgery doesn’t work? What will happen then?

You bid your mother goodbye, and she promised to tell you the results of the surgery after a few days of rest for your father. Your thoughts did not calm down, and you felt yourself zoning out. Before you knew it , it was the end of lunch, and you made your way to lesson.

The rest of the day was a blur for you. Once you reached home, you went straight to your room and tried to get your mind off of your father by doing the long ass homework your demonology teacher given you. Your thoughts, however, were running 100 miles per minute.

Stabbed.

You gripped your pen tightly and continued writing. In the stomach. “Deep breaths mc, dad’s okay”.

Multiple times.

You closed your eyes. Surgery. You exhaled, hands shaking. May not work. You opened your eyes, tears welling up in them. Reaching for your books, you closed them, and put them in your bag as you wiped your tears. You tried to calm yourself down, before you heard the door being opened. You looked up and saw the brother who walked in, having a concerned look on his face. “MC? What’s wrong?” And thats all it took for your walls to come crumbling down.

Lucifer

He knew something was up the second you completely ignored him when he greeted you.

Your eyes had completely glossed over, and he didn’t like to see you upset

When he walked in your room, he honestly didn’t expect you to have been crying

You never show that side of you at all

So you can imagine how worried he was.

Lucifer asked you what the matter was, and you started sobbing

Lucifer walked up to you, and hugged you tightly

He never wants to see you cry, MC

You holding on to him tightly, voice cracking while trying to tell him what was wrong

He had to calm you down, of course, so he carded his hands through your hair, and hummed a little lullaby

This always worked when he tried to calm mammon down from his nightmares, so he tried to use this to calm you down, and it worked to his suprise

Lucifer pulled away from you and asked you what was wrong

When you finished telling him, he held you closely

Sure, he may not have a great relationship with his father, but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t try to comfort you

“Your father will be okay my love, I will make sure of it”

Safe to say that your father’s surgery went perfectly

Mammon

Mammon is smart when he wants to be, and out of the brothers he can tell when anyone is upset

So he knew straight of the bat, that something was up when you didn’t say hello to him

Your eyes had a far away look and he decided he hates that look on your face

So his heart broke when he saw you burst into tears when he walked into your room

He never hugged you tightly so fast in his life

Mammon drew patterns on your back and swayed slightly to calm you down

When you did, he asked you who made you upset

When you explained your situation, he obviously didn’t know what to say

He knew how much you cared for your father

He wasn’t going to not try comfort you though

“I know how much you care for him MC, but I’m sure the surgery will go well. Would you like me to send a crow to see how your father is doing - I hate seeing you upset”

The crow did tell you that your dad was a little exhausted but was doing fine

The day after, mammon swore he’d do anything to keep you smiling

Leviathan

Levi does online classes and hardly ever goes to school unless its for a meeting with diavolo

So when he heard you come into your room, he never bolted so fast in his life

He wanted to watch an ova of tsl with you

But that excitement died down when he saw you sobbing on your bed

He may be awkward, but he is an older brother to 4 siblings

He pulled you into side hug and stroked your hair

When he managed to calm you down, he asked what happened

He asked you then if you wanted a distraction from your mind – he didn’t know how to comfort you

When you agreed, levi took you to his room, he sat you down on his lap and you watched the ova

“I hope your dad gets better mc, i-i hate seeing you cry”

Satan

Satan wanted to go with you to a cat cafe, and he went to find you

He was very excited to go of course but he wanted you with him

So he bursts into the room and sees you upset

He asked you if you’re alright - and you started crying

He never ran to your side so fast

He is holding you close as comfortably as he can just like mammon did to him when he was younger

He told you to take deep breath to calm you down, and asked you what was wrong

You told him what happened, and, if he’s being honest, he had no clue what to say

But he did try to make you feel better

He needed to give you a distraction, so he got a book he always loved and read it to you

Either you were exhausted from crying or this book was magic, because you fell asleep

Satan lowkey wanted to check for himself if your father was okay, he wanted to reassure you when you woke up

Your father was indeed in safe hands, MC

Asmodeus

Asmo wanted to gossip with you, as one does, but he couldn’t find you

I guess he kinda forgot you live in a house, not in a school

Once he got his ass out of the school, he dashed home - straight to your room

Gives you eye contact and you burst out crying

Horny and narcissistic asmo out the window, here comes the king of comfort

Hugs you tightly [prolly feels soo safe in his arms] and asks you if you want to go to his room

So he takes you there via teleportation, and makes you sit on the bed

See, asmo was the brother that satan and the twins and levi go to if mammon isn’t available, so he does know how to calm them and comfort them in his own way

So he’s wiping your tears and asks you whats wrong

When you explain, he stays silent for a little, and asks if you want a distraction or if you just want some quiet

Whatever you ask of him, he would do, whether you want cuddles or a little self care session, he’ll give it to you

By the end of this, asmo managed to make you smile- a small smile, but still a smile

He also decides to ask lucifer to check on your father for you also made him swear to secrecy since he doesn’t think you want everyone finding out

He never wants to see you cry MC

Beelzebub

Beel came home pretty early but he was in the kitchen, so he didn’t see you go to your room

He’s quite worried already, since he doesn’t think he could hold his hunger off till dinner, but he does just fine

While dinners being made, he decided to check up your room since you didn’t say hello

He brings a bunch of snacks just in case he gets hungry and makes his way to your room

When he opens the door, he expected anything and everything but you crying

Older Twin mode activated

He hugs the everliving shit out of you, obviously minding his strength

Because he is the tallest, you are now technically being carried

Once you calm down, beel wipes your tears and seats you on his lap, he asks you whats wrong

He’s definitely a great listener as well, his eyes looking at you with understanding

His father was not like this, but he knows how important fathers are to humans

He asks you if you have eaten, and when you shake ya head no, he gives you a snack that he was gonna eat but clearly you need it more

He tells you that your father will get better, that everything will be fine

Honestly at this point he’s just reassuring you and swaying you side to side

Beel managed to distract you pretty well, because now he’s fully hungry, and he ends up whisking you away to the kitchen with him happy that you have a little smile on your face because of usual antics

The next day, beel still assured you that your father was doing fine, he was going to to keep an eye on you in case you get upset again

He doesn’t like seeing you upset MC

Belphegor

Olay first off, this little shit somehow was in you room

He woke up when you started sniffling and one look at your face, he knew that you were sad

So he crawls up to your lap, and you didn’t notice because you were far too deep in your head

Now he’s fully awake, and he decided to hug you, not knowing what to say

Something about his hugs made you feel very safe and sleepy-he was very soft somehow

You slowly stopped crying, and just buried your head in his shoulder

He sleepily asks you why you were crying, and when you told him, he had many questions running through his head

Lemme remind you this is the same guy who turned his hands into a necklace for you

He knew from past conversations with you that your father was one hell of a decent man

So he obviously is sorta mad because - “ who the heck stabbed your dad?”

Yes he kinda put your dad on his ‘must protect’ list

Anyway he decided to sing a little lullaby to you, which, gaddamn, it worked wonders

He cant comfort for shit, so you were only getting a hug and a lullaby out of him

Either ways, he may have been silent the whole time, but he was still gonna hold you because he’s too lazy to get up.

Fear not, dear MC, your father will perfectly fine, he checked and your father was sleeping soundly : the surgery was a success

However, those who stabbed your father tried to fuck around and find out, now they were out of date and needed to be disposed of

I am so sorry this took so long sweetheart