Do You Ever Find Yourself Bedeviled By Writing Ideas That Are The Equivalent Of Finding A Single Carrot

do you ever find yourself bedeviled by writing ideas that are the equivalent of finding a single carrot in your fridge. your brain goes "we should write a pirate story" or "we should write a parisian thief caper" and you ask, "all right, what do we cook with that, then?" and it says "no other ingredients (:"

I can't it's in my syllabus though

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

I like him

To the guy who dm’d me and mistook me for a woman and blocked me when found out I was a guy. It’s okay bro, it’s okay to be a little fruity no hard feelings

a cute boy who goes to an abandoned parking garage at night, goes there on purpose because he knows that there’ll be the men there that always greet him just the way he wants, tying him to a nearby fence with his tight little pussy exposed to the cold air, gagged and blindfolded as they fuck him to ruins. keeps moaning and drooling like the slut he is, cock after cock entering him with no breaks, until he’s lost count of how many times he came and how much cum is leaking out of him. when they’re finished they shove a cool, hollow metal pipe in him so all the cum can leak out him slowly and his pussy stays wide open all night as he’s kept tied to the fence just the way he likes. they’ll clean him up in the morning and send him home in a cab so he can visit them all later again

if you let me yap about my hyperfixation & actually listen to me & ask questions & support my views & theories i will simply fall in love with you