Truth Be Told, Sonia Was One Of The Units I Was Really Waiting For In My Askr. Mainly Because Her Connections

Truth be told, Sonia was one of the units I was really waiting for in my Askr. Mainly because her connections with many characters are interesting to me, Ursula above all. Want a taste of what I mean?

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It's been over 4 years, and Ursula was here since the beginning. She has really made a name for herself, helping in all of the wars, partecipating in voting gauntlets and beach trips.

Her aloof personality and perfectionist attitude, along with her peerless skill in magic helped her get a legion of secret admirers among the less experienced spies/assassins/criminals of Askr.

"Ursula is so cool. She is hard to approach but she is so strong and fearless. Whenever I'm on a mission with her, I'm relieved. She is PERFECT. She is so confident and it seems nothing can even hope to bother her."

And then Sonia gets summoned and Ursula's brain turns into mush. Nobody has ever seen her act this way. She constantly comes up with excuses to spend time with Sonia, does everything for her, sometimes managing to bring her what she wants before she even speaks, almost as if she could read her mind, she BEGS the summoner and Commander Anna to get paired with Sonia, with promises of incredible feats of magic that can only be accomplished when two PERFECT mages are completely in sync, something she insists is not possible for anyone except the two of them.

Even worse, when asked about her strange behavior and about her exact relationship with the alluring woman she becomes flustered and angry and nervous, everything she normally isn't.

Nobody can make sense of the situation, until Dorothea connects the dots and compares Ursula with some friends of hers that acted similarly in the past:

"I know what's going on. There is only one explanation for her sudden change. Ursula is... a useless lesbian. Probably the kind that denies the truth even to herself, poor dear. There is one person we can ask to confirm it without a doubt."

And when asked about it, Plumeria confirms: "yeah, she's really got it bad. That ugly woman is the protagonist in all of Ursula's dream. In some dreams they walk together holding hands the entire time. In others Sonia praises her in public, proclaming that Ursula is the only person worthy of her time. They even go on romantic dates. How indecent, to think she would have such lust for a married woman. You humans are disgusting."

This discovery caused a minor scandal. Some of Ursula's admirers were heartbroken by the revelation that the invincible woman they adored like an idol never existed. Others were happy to know that she was just a normal person after all, with emotions and flaws. It humanized her and they found that, if anything, this made her even more amazing.

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So, at this point maybe I should really start making fanfictions, analysys, headcanons and all that good stuff. I can't always count on others to make the content I want to see, I have to contribute. Anyway, just so we are clear Ursula having the big gay is an headcanon. Sure she ADORES Sonia, she lives and dies for her, her summer alt thinks about how Sonia would look in a swimsuit and start giggling (this is true, look it up) but we live in a world that still denies that there's something going on between Raven and Lucius, so nothing short of an actual declaration of love will make it canon, despite all the evidence.

Anyway, despite my deep fascination for their dynamic, I don't really ship Ursula and Sonia. For me (like 99% of villains) they can both be redeemed, but they just aren't... good for each other, you know? Sonia is interesting. All morphs are perfectly aware of what they are and there's no reason for Nergal to lie to her, since she would have been obedient either way. The only explenation is that she knows, but lives in denial which is what makes her interesting. Ursula is interesting too. She seems to need the validation of a person who is her superior, a perfect being, and she is completely fine with being used like a tool by her mistress, knowing full well that if she ever disappointed her it would be all over. YIKES! Honey, you need to stop objectifying yourself and change this toxic way of thinking. You deserve better than this.

They are horrible for each other. Ursula keeps feeding Sonia's massive ego and makes it way easier to live a lie instead of facing the truth. Sonia needs a partner who is capable and charismatic (she only interacts with PERFECT humans, remember?), but also not a simp. Someone who won't fall for her tricks and will actually confront her. And Ursula simply needs someone who would love her as an equal.

Clarisse would be a good girlfriend for Ursula, they are similar in many ways, and could bond over their traumatic past (ok, we know nothing about Ursula's past, but come on. You don't end up being an assassin without some trauma). Another option would be someone who appears inherently superior, like a queen, which would make Ursula want to serve them, and then be surprised when she gets treated well. Elincia? Eirika would be an option too. But definitely not Edelgard. Edelgard x Ursula would be cursed for many reasons.

Sonia is a bit trickier. The best candidate would be someone with a lot of life experience and a sharp tongue. She doesn't need kindness, she needs a big, fat "reason you suck speech" to destroy her before she can build herself back as an healthier person and only after she is at peace with herself the relationship could start. Maybe Michalis? As someone who also had both his pride and body destroyed and managed to come back as a better person he could do the trick. I'm sure there are many other options I'm not thinking of.

So in conclusion, Sonia is cool. If people won't start making more content for her now (other than the horny content which is 100% coming. Plumeria is disappointed but not surprised) I might have to take things into my hands.

Day 5

Another vote for Bernie. But to be honest after seeing the surprising midterm results I feel like I don't mind at all if the top 4 remains the same. There is a nice variety of games represented and I must compliment Chrom, Tiki and Seliph's fans for their effort.

Bravo!

You are right but the biggest crime of all was that Thracia got an Ascended unit to steal a slot to begin with. It has the largest number of units missing in FEH and it really could have used an OC like Ash way more than the Awakening banner who had almost the whole cast in. That they actually picked one of the three characters that already had two versions in the regular pool is just adding insult to injury.

What they did to Thracia Rep this time was outrageous!

The trailer reveal for the new Thracia Banner left me seething.

I understand that someone would had to take the blow for the AHR banner but what they did with THIS banner was an utter abomination.

Galzus, the absolute monster of a unit, from the Odo family, got relegated to a very bad 5 star locked PRFLESS unit is a bloated class.

(They didn't even had the decency to give him the Astra variant like the rest of his family)

Karin is demote flier number trillion with an art so bland that it felt like someone copy n pasted her OG artwork.

Salem, the FIRST DARK MAGE IN THE FRANCHISE, didn't get a Prf Tome, he got relegated to generic red mage fodder of Red Plegian tome.

August is the ONLY noteworthy character from this banner and it's kind of a shame that half of his weapon's effect is locked behind one of your units dying because that goes against the purpose of 90% of the content of this game!

*SIIIIIGH*

Honestly, fuck this shit, I'm salty, vinegar and the entire salad right now, screw AHR, don't care if I'm fucking myself for not pulling on it, I'm putting all my orbs on the Thracia banner so these fuckers know that it has FANS.

It's not new for Thracia to get done dirty like that, but at the very least it made up for it by bringing good gimmicky/utility units every single time with things like Reinhardt, Nanna, Kempf, Sara and now Veld.

...Guess it's time to find a way to put August on the radar.

Day 4

Well, I wanted to see where she placed in midterms to see if she had a shot but I couldn't resist in the end. Among my most favorite characters Bernie is one of the few with an actual shot at winning CYL. It would be awesome if she got it now since by next time she might not have a chance anymore if another game is released.

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