If Only Playing Death Stranding Was An Actual Remote Job

If only playing Death Stranding was an actual remote job

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When I saw a cip of Stimpy warning Ren that Tuesday the 17th was unlucky, I would’ve sided with the chihuahua, but bafflingly enough, I noticed three dates had coincided this March of 2022:

a Slasher film on Friday (13th), a spoof horror comedy on Saturday (14th), and now this gross Nicktoon ep on tuesday (17th)!

Did that Super Bloody Mayflower moon had something to do with it? I think NOT!

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius x SMT Persona AU RPG— Sheen Megami Tensei (し〜ん女神転生)

Havnt seen many Megami Tensei or Persona crossovers of other series thn r JJBA fanart/fics. I wud luv 2c Retroville battl Ganesh or Bishamon or ZEUS! all cuz Sheen wanted J-Dub UltraLord show downloads, but he opens the Devil Summoner program by accident!

With help from the Midnight Channel Investigation Team (P4), Retroville will be its 50s Suburbia Throwback self along with those mishaps from the odd JimTech or Neutronic malfunction/random marauding villain/alien invasion once more

Neutron Party Members:

1 P4 member/Protagonist [me: Yosuke]

Nick Dean

Cindy Vortex

Carl Wheezer

Sheen Estevez

Libby Folfax

Hugh Neutron (JkChr)

Goddard

*Jimmy stays in Velvet Room for wpn/equip upgrade, DC,Fusions, Area ATK if available

I will make an RPG story with these elements in Dungeon.ai n will need to make stats/profile for the Neutron Party. Excluding P4 members n Jimmy , comment a(n) Arcana/Persona you believe fits each member. Best match will be added to player roster

Sling Set, 20 September (Last of the Marsupilamis, part 1)

🐯: Heard of Dr. Bluebottle?

🏜🐺: Navy science shrimp, whale sub?

🐯: yep

Sea Monster Scoops Soft Serve Savings| Variety, Duckburg (September ‘89)

Need 2 file an update on his wanted status

🏜🐺: Can it wait? Sarge still bitter bout that APB Navy relayed on his escape near mid-atlantic. 📝 What do u know of him?

🐯: Cancel the search. He ded ☠️

🏜🐺: 😱 No Way! WHEN? HOW? WHERE?! What time?

🐯: 40 years, Bolivia, roughly 4:35 Central, stampede, least according to him

🏜🐺: 📝 Heavy ink. 😕😞 I’ll ask Lt. Biscuit to relay the intel to Adm. Grimmace—⚡️😵

🐯: 💢 Baskett & Grimitz, Lowbrow! ur slip-ups costing them taser money

🏜 🐺: 😵‍💫 😵‍💫 😵‍💫 Got it, Jo! Wait how culd doc tell u his death when u said he ded? Why did he tell u? Itz cuz of Slink? tail buddies amiright?

🐯: 💯 real talk: What if I told u that Bluebottle wuz rly a Marsupilami dressed in dogman clothes?

🏜🐺: Those leopard-monkeys with the long tails that go “Hoo-Haa”!? 🫤 rnt those comic book critters?

🐯: “Houba”! Bubo’s his name btw. N theyre no cartoon. last of his kind. his fur, Navy Blue, prized by poachers n rich ladies rdy 2 line their coats. N yeah, my long ass tail wuz plenty trust to tell me

🏜️ 🐺: musta bn like family to see a fellow tail bud, mad respect ✊

🐯: 😭 Better than Megara 🐆I’ll say. C iz Like this: “Jacky Buns” 🏜 🐇 pre-ordered some Turnip Trees off a village in Bolivia, Aguapiche, ripe for liquid viagra, but fam biz roped him out, he asked her to get them around August after monsoon season

🏜🐺: And she roped u for the rough stuff while she got hubby pts 4da nips?

🐯: WITH SLINK ON MY NECK! T_T. I held the gear, she handled beauty

🏜🐺: Wut r Turnip Trees byw?

🐯: Edible trees, wit else? First their turnip shape seeds, then grow to huge ass baobabs in 14 months if left unearthed, n they span the Aguapiche plains.

🏜️🐺: Howdu meet the Marsup?

🐯: As we camped out by a clearing btwn these babs, I tund the radio 4 weather updates but got Mambo 40s, volume at 9. Almost messed Meg’s routine. Just then, I could swear I heard cheering n steps from above the tree, a faint “Houba” or two

🏜️ 🐺: 😮 The ‘Lami

🐯: xctly. Turnip bud conked me awake. climbed up searching for the noisy critter when I caught Bluebottle jitterbugging to the sounds of samba.

🏜🐺: u ask why?

🐯: Couldn’t help it rly. Something about him in this tree tho, he felt at home, as if he was returning to his roots so to speak. He couldn’t member much after becoming Bluebottle

🏜🐺: SUS!

🐯: ditto! Convo broke from a growl near camp. poachers, he thought, looking to skin him. I swore not to out him if they caught me or my friends on the campsite ⛺️.

🏜🐺: Oh my!

🐯: afk, OL Mo needs 🖨 📄, tbc

🏜🐺: KMP!

any Neosatanists know how to graph a pentagram? idk how to code a devil Summon program on DOS or BASIC

Some of my Ubereats drivers have some odd names I wonder how they got them. Like Dilson. Prbly a combo of Dylan (spelled Dillon) and Dyson.

That’s also maybe the name for Dil Pickles future son in a Rugrats reunion special set 25 yrs after All Grown Up, i presume college years

Rugrats: More Grown Up (25yr time skip)

Dil Pickles: Guys, Susie, Angelica, how’d u like to meet my lil gherkin?

Chuckie: Please tell me his name’s not actually Gherkin?

Dil: Nah, too many emotional scars. But he’s my son alright, so I called him Dilson.

Phil: Dilson?

Lil: Like Son of Dil?

Dil: We couldn’t decide between Dyson or Dillon, so we cut em up into Dilson!

Angelica: (snarky) Uncle Stu’s inventing bug really gotcha, huh Dylan? Runs in the Pickles family