Sling Set Extras (20 Sep, Last Of Marsupilamis Pt.1):

Sling Set extras (20 Sep, Last of Marsupilamis pt.1):

private chat w/Matt on Benton-Night’s computers

When I told him about Bluebottle’s decease in the 40 years since the Whale Sub Incident, heck even before that, I teased his knowledge of marsupilamis as I told him about my trip to Aguapiche, Bolivia with cousin Meg the cheetah, looking for Turnip tree beets for his hun-bun Jack O’Hare, their pulp and juice used as aphrodisiacs when ripe.

As we camped out beside a mature turnip tree, jamming to some samba station, a beet beaned me on the head and a distinct “Houba” was heard from the branches above us. I clawed up to the source, seeing the doc swayed to the rhythm of the night, then stopped once he saw me.

I heard Meg’s growling discomfort in her tent, doc thought the poachers were there ready to skin him. Vowing i wouldn’t rat him out if we were captured, I checked on my cuz back at the site, but not before Moira called me back to restock fresh paper for the printers. tbc

Sling Set, 20 September (Last of the Marsupilamis, part 1)

🐯: Heard of Dr. Bluebottle?

🏜🐺: Navy science shrimp, whale sub?

🐯: yep

Sea Monster Scoops Soft Serve Savings| Variety, Duckburg (September ‘89)

Need 2 file an update on his wanted status

🏜🐺: Can it wait? Sarge still bitter bout that APB Navy relayed on his escape near mid-atlantic. 📝 What do u know of him?

🐯: Cancel the search. He ded ☠️

🏜🐺: 😱 No Way! WHEN? HOW? WHERE?! What time?

🐯: 40 years, Bolivia, roughly 4:35 Central, stampede, least according to him

🏜🐺: 📝 Heavy ink. 😕😞 I’ll ask Lt. Biscuit to relay the intel to Adm. Grimmace—⚡️😵

🐯: 💢 Baskett & Grimitz, Lowbrow! ur slip-ups costing them taser money

🏜 🐺: 😵‍💫 😵‍💫 😵‍💫 Got it, Jo! Wait how culd doc tell u his death when u said he ded? Why did he tell u? Itz cuz of Slink? tail buddies amiright?

🐯: 💯 real talk: What if I told u that Bluebottle wuz rly a Marsupilami dressed in dogman clothes?

🏜🐺: Those leopard-monkeys with the long tails that go “Hoo-Haa”!? 🫤 rnt those comic book critters?

🐯: “Houba”! Bubo’s his name btw. N theyre no cartoon. last of his kind. his fur, Navy Blue, prized by poachers n rich ladies rdy 2 line their coats. N yeah, my long ass tail wuz plenty trust to tell me

🏜️ 🐺: musta bn like family to see a fellow tail bud, mad respect ✊

🐯: 😭 Better than Megara 🐆I’ll say. C iz Like this: “Jacky Buns” 🏜 🐇 pre-ordered some Turnip Trees off a village in Bolivia, Aguapiche, ripe for liquid viagra, but fam biz roped him out, he asked her to get them around August after monsoon season

🏜🐺: And she roped u for the rough stuff while she got hubby pts 4da nips?

🐯: WITH SLINK ON MY NECK! T_T. I held the gear, she handled beauty

🏜🐺: Wut r Turnip Trees byw?

🐯: Edible trees, wit else? First their turnip shape seeds, then grow to huge ass baobabs in 14 months if left unearthed, n they span the Aguapiche plains.

🏜️🐺: Howdu meet the Marsup?

🐯: As we camped out by a clearing btwn these babs, I tund the radio 4 weather updates but got Mambo 40s, volume at 9. Almost messed Meg’s routine. Just then, I could swear I heard cheering n steps from above the tree, a faint “Houba” or two

🏜️ 🐺: 😮 The ‘Lami

🐯: xctly. Turnip bud conked me awake. climbed up searching for the noisy critter when I caught Bluebottle jitterbugging to the sounds of samba.

🏜🐺: u ask why?

🐯: Couldn’t help it rly. Something about him in this tree tho, he felt at home, as if he was returning to his roots so to speak. He couldn’t member much after becoming Bluebottle

🏜🐺: SUS!

🐯: ditto! Convo broke from a growl near camp. poachers, he thought, looking to skin him. I swore not to out him if they caught me or my friends on the campsite ⛺️.

🏜🐺: Oh my!

🐯: afk, OL Mo needs 🖨 📄, tbc

🏜🐺: KMP!

Happy Cookie post!

You[Tube] reviewers r lucky I don’t draw, or Joan Tigan would scratch ur faces off for dissing her EVERYTHING!!!

In case u want a profile:

Born on Motel 6 by Stray Tabby n Tiger with Russian/MiddlEastern roots (their wild teens)

Cat-size tigress w/ Pipecleaner limbs, flat frame, long-ass lasso tail :3 on end, PLUMP PILLOW PAWS

Milky Emerald eyes (glaucoma at Human age 6)

Wears Chuckie Finster Glasses w/ LED lenses, custom made by ringtail cat Gene Whitz from 2 GBA SD screens

Animosity directed towards loose lipped remarks on her figure (Tigger pussy noodle mittens). Shared with her cousins Pyüma (hyena weeb) and Sharah (Lapin lover) triggered after mess of gddmn web critics/blogs

update 2.9.23

Don’t worry, she’s getting help for her emotional scars, tho it’s pediatric (she is the size of a 1st grader after all). Now she’s studying child psychology to quell her & her cousins’ egos, along with her coworkers at Benton Night & the residents of the newly-communized Central Park Zoo/Naturalist Commons. Jus try not to trigger her too much OK [Youtube Critic I hated for their opinions]? Don’t want to be on Slink’s bad side for a smack bottom with some wack energy powers she obtained after verse jumping, nwwe??

come to think of it, why aren’t there I-11 fantasy teams based on things like Gargoyles or Recess? not just Disney, hck any kid show block IPs from CN, Nick, KidsWB could face off with these teams! give me more fanart, Inazu fans!

I could totally see Level-5 make a soccer team out of Disney’s Atlantis characters. They did it with Professor Layton, another Level-5 game series, why not take the best of the Ulysses? Maybe mix in some Secret of Blue Water characters to fill the roster

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