I Wake Up Every Day Trying To Have Faith In Humanity. Doxxing Is A Crime. Death Threats Are A Crime.

I wake up every day trying to have faith in humanity. Doxxing is a crime. Death threats are a crime. Grow up and act like an adult. Plagiarising other authors' works isn't okay ever. Don't throw a hissy fit when your asked to take stolen work down

creepypasta au where everything is the same but instead of "go to sleep", jeff says "go to therapy"

me omw to tumblr for "mike schmidt x reader" after watching the movie

“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”

look at these two dudes ! Surely nothing bad will happen to them ...