A Family Doesnt Have To Be A Mom, Dad, And A Kid.

A family doesn’t have to be a mom, dad, and a kid.

A family can be an anime kinnie grandfather angel, an anarchist pig who worships the Blood God, a very sad and remorseful ghost whose committed war crimes, a heroic little gremlin child that respects women, the young and very kind president of a nation who suffers from PTSD, a morally grey arsonist furry fox with daddy issues, a dethroned traitorous bisexual icon with special eyes, a blob who is probably an evil chaos deity, and a fish!

anarcho-technoblade says no kings except the bi king

my favorite quotes from the final battle stream (spoilers)

“tubbo is the traitor. no, it’s tubbo. i wrote this, tubbo’s the traitor.” - wilbur

“we’ve got dream and punz comin— oh, hello dream.” *proceeds to watch dream murder everyone* - wilbur

“welcome back, quackity.” “i’m NAKED, techno.” - techno, quackity

“have some blue. have some more blue.” - wilbur

“blue’s not a drug!” “fine, distributing blue” - wilbur, techno

“i should be the first in line i’m naked” - quackity

“HAHA i fuckin’ won baby get fucked” - quackity

“if we say humana humana humana it’ll sound funny” “humananhumananhumananhumanahumanahumana” - tommy, everyone

“this is the last chance for the traitor to reveal themselves. who is it?” *wilbur raises his hand* - quackity, wilbur

“i can't believe i won the election! i can't believe i stripped wilbur soot from his power!” - quackity, charging into battle with wilbur soot

*mid battle* “where do i turn off clouds?” - niki

“we’ve killed karl THREE TIMES” - wilbur

“so. schlatt’s an idiot.” “how long’d that take you to figure out?” - dream, wilbur

“WOOO we killed an old man with heart problems POG!” - technoblade

“NO WAY THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!” - twitch user fizzymizz after schlatt is dead and tommyinnit is president (little did they know)

“i’ll bow to him!” “karl don’t be weird” - karl, technoblade

*in the background* “WOO! anarchy!” “techno shut up” - techno, tommy

“i’m really trying the whole metaphor thing here.” - tubbo

“oh, no, there was a traitor :)” - dream

“they missed their chance. they pulled a fucking george” - tommy

*phil joins* “WHAT THE FUCK?? PHILZA MINECRAFT?” - everyone in tommy’s vc

“LETS GET HIM! TEAM CHAOS!” - dream

“you know who was the traitor? - tommy, the traitor was wilbur!” - dream

“are we just all gonna ignore that?” - purpled, being ignored

“ahAHAHA, YES!” - dream, watching l’manburg explode

“he had a saying, phil. it was never meant to be.” - wilbur

“YOU'RE MY SON!” - philza

“GUYS PHILZA JUST GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT!” - fundy

“do you know what? he fucking lied! he lied! phil it’s technoblade, phil it’s technoblade. phil, it’s technoblade. phil… phil? and he has eight withers ready to go.” - wilbur

“you want to be a hero tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!” - technoblade

“this server’s built on blowing up and burning. how are they surprised?” - wilbur

“tubbo! you are president of a crater… enjoy.” *ends stream* - wilbur

DONT TOUCH ME IM SOBBING

I was rewatching one of the vods and...

The moment Schlatt started to suffer, everyone got their guard down. All you can hear are softs "Schlatt...?" between the pained pants. The last thing they showed him was concern and worry, and that's is, for some reason, even more heartbreaking.

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