Darlingflora - Side Blog - Tumblr Blog

Sorry for endearing myself to you. As if it's my fault I have a sweet and charming disposition.

we asked girls what they think about since boys think about the roman empire, girl dinner, girl math, girl logic, let me explain world events to girls using shopping and boys as metaphors, not wearing makeup makes u a pick me, being butch somehow also makes u a pick me, so does being fat or ugly, hot girls read, hey if ur struggling financially or ur almost 18 and dont know what to do with ur life let me tell u how much money i made as a stripper doesnt that sound so much more fun than an office job, preventative botox, chemical peels that burn off the first three layers of ur skin, teen girls with 20 step skincare routines, a day in my life as a stay at home girlfriend, bimbocore, and this is all feminist actually do u want to kill urself yet

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

i love the people on my makeup posts who chastise me for being too mean to "have a productive conversation" where i persuade people to agree that women shouldn't have to wear makeup

this isn't a conversation. i'm not getting on all fours like a dog and begging for my humanity, actually

Me when I have a nuanced and accurate idea of polyamory that comes from actually knowing literally any polyamorous people and not exclusively from the caricatures people pass around on social media

i think im just not worth getting close to

noonereallyknowswhatwedo on Instagram

nahh idk how anyone can defend these tiktok trends anymore

sometimes I read a post on reddit and i'm like I can tell this is your only problem. and I think that's why redditors act that way. they don't have enough problems in their lives so they have to create some like an under-stimulated zoo animal

oh 

the angels have all gone away

the angels come too late

the angels don't know how to help

the angels are not angels

the angels come, but not to help

my favourite response to any kind of conflict is "i'll kill us both". because how do you even respond to that? i'll literally kill us both

why is petplay always dogs and cats and shit. put your man in a hamster wheel

"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary

"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct

help I ended up on incel tiktok

when you're in a victim complex competition and your opponent is an incel

actually up until yesterday i was being kept in a cage deprived of all semiotic signification. so each of my interpretations of reality is the correct one because unlike all of you i am seeing it without cultural historical and social frameworks of reference

I wonder if his dick thinking bout me rn 🥺

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

we have found you guilty of being a monsterfucker ... guards !!! send them to the labyrinth!!! wait why do you look happy about that. stop th