Toddler Loki, To His Stuffed Animals: KNEEL BEFORE ME!

Toddler Loki, to his stuffed animals: KNEEL BEFORE ME!

Frigga, yelling from the other room: Loki! It’s nap time! Come put on your jammies!

Toddler Loki: but mOOOOMM IM DOING WORLD DOMINATION!

JM: [Y/N], put that camera down.

[Y/N]: i’m trying out the new phone you got me! so far so good~

JM: You’re lucky you’re wonderfully interesting and pure evil.

You grinned and he couldn’t help but to grin back.

Masterlist

Sherlock Holmes

Without You

Game Night

Song for You

Fight with John

Crime Photographer

Prank

Unreadable

Coming Out

New Years

Secretly Dating

Dating Sherlock Would Include

We’re Enemies

Can We Keep It

Cuddles

Drunk, Pants

Intimidating

Batman

Proposal

Protective Brother

Panic Attack

Off the Rails

Nightmares

Sacrifice

Family Panic Attack

Front Door

Sherlock’s Playlist

Games

John Watson

Game Night

Fight with Sherlock

Crush

Coming Out

New Years

Dating John Would Include

Math

Forgiving Sherlock

Proposal

Nightmares

Family Panic Attack

Jim Moriarty

Finding out that you work with Sherlock

Plot Twist

New Years

Dating Moriarty Would Include

Stop Deflecting my Cuddles

Drunk, Cuddles, Pants

We’re Enemies

Drunk

3 AM

I’m Alive

Feelings

I Want to Break Free

Jim’s Playlist

Friendship

Jealousy

Art Institute

Protective

Egocentric

Games

Mycroft Holmes

Awkward Crush

3 AM

Protective Brother

Having Mycroft’s Baby

Dating Mycroft Would Include

Molly Hooper

Molly Hooper’s Playlist

Attention (or lack thereof)

pairing: general armitage hux x fem!reader

summary: hux won’t pay attention to you so you come up with some… unconventional methods to get what you want from him. this is fluff, just fluff.

word count: 1.4k words

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13. “It’s three a.m.”

25. “This is a horrible idea.”

You felt a poke on your cheek and shifted away.

“Y/N.” Your boyfriend Jim poked you again. “Come on wake up.”

“Go to bed, Jim.” You swatted his arm away and faced the other side.

“Y/N.” Another poke.

Begrudgingly, you opened your eyes looking at the alarm clock and then at Jim. “It’s three a.m.”

“Time is only a number.” Jim responded in a sing-song tone. “Besides I’ve got a great idea.”

“What is it?” You asked warily. Jim’s ideas almost always ended with the two of you getting in trouble.

“Get dressed and I’ll tell you on the way.” Jim flung clothes at you and walked out of your shared room, yelling back behind him, “I’m going to get the car. Meet me outside in ten minutes.”

You groaned and grabbed the clothes, putting them on as fast as you could before walking outside. When you were outside, you knocked on the car window and waited for Jim to unlock the car.

“It’s so bloody early, Jim.” You muttered while getting in and buckling your seat. “This better be good.”

“Oh, it will be.” He assured you, backing out of the driveway.

After driving for a few minutes in silence you spoke up. “Are you going to tell me what we’re doing?”

“We’re going to steal the crown jewels.” He told you excitedly.

“Steal the crown jewels?” You asked in disbelief. “You just did that last month. Remember, they had a trial and everything.”

“I didn’t steal them, Y/N. They didn’t leave their case.” Jim said as if it was the most obvious thing ever.

You stayed quiet for a minute. “This is a horrible idea.”

“Well, get ready.” Jim stopped the car. “Because we’re here.”

When you refused to get out of the car, Jim opened your door and grabbed your hand, pulling you out.

“We’re going to get caught.” You muttered, anxiously. “I’ll never survive in jail.”

Jim stopped walking and turned to face you. He placed his hands on either side of your face reassuringly. “We’re not going to get caught. You’re with me, darling, remember.”

“It’s still a bad idea.” You sighed before asking, “Why are we even doing this?”

“Because Honey, you should see me in a crown.” Jim smirked, placing a light kiss on your lips. He grabbed your hand once again and pulled you the rest of the way.

The crown jewels loomed in front of the two of you. Jim looked over at you, shooting you a wink. “Pretty cool, huh?”

“Alright, yes. It’s pretty cool.” You admitted.

“Go stand next to them.” Jim told you. “I’ll take your picture.”

You let out a laugh and moved over to stand next to the crown jewels. “Alright, I’m ready.”

“You’re just standing there.” He rolled his eyes. “Boring.”

“Well then what do you suggest?” You crossed your arms.

“Do something evil.” He told you.

“Like what?” You asked. “I don’t know any evil poses.”

“Pretend like you’re going to kick the glass down.” Jim smiled, getting his phone ready.

“That’ll set off alarms, Jim.”

Jim gave you a soft smile. “I’ve already disabled them. Do you really think I would bring you somewhere dangerous?”

You grinned and pretended like you were kicking the glass down as Jim took your picture. “Is that evil enough for you?”

“We’ll work on it.” Jim laughed before continuing, “But now, I think we need a little music.”

Before you had time to answer, Jim started playing Staying Alive by Beegees. He grabbed the fire extinguisher off of the wall and took out his gum, sticking it on the glass. Jim looked over at you. “You better stand back. I don’t want the glass to hit you.”

“Jim-” You began to protest, but he shot you a stern glare. You stepped back and watched as he placed a diamond on the gum and hit it with the fire extinguisher, shattering the glass.

With a goofy grin, Jim stepped into the case and began to put the crown jewels on. “What do you think, Y/N?”

You took your phone out and snapped a picture as your eyes scanned over Jim’s body. “You were right, Jim. I did need to see you in a crown.”

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summary: you are a resistance pilot and after a mission goes wrong, you are held captive by the first order. the general of the first order knows your potential and brings you to his side.

word count: 10115

warnings: angsty, fluffy, nothing too intense

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updated: 10.21.19