To The People Of Tumblr Obsessed With Bones (not That Kind Get Your Head Out Of The Gutter) What Animal

To the people of Tumblr obsessed with bones (not that kind get your head out of the gutter) what animal do you think this comes from? because I have no idea.

Alright, monster high has its grips on me. Val is my best boy I love him so much.

Pjo concept.

A HepheastusTV exclusive, Camp Half-blood Kitchen (and Camp Jupiter Kitchen).

Different demigods of different ethnicities teach how to cook food from their respective cultures. I can only confidently think of things Nico would say. So throw in yalls suggestions for other characters.

"Throw pasta at the wall, and I will throw you into tartarus. Don't test me."

"If your pot isn't big enough, get a bigger pot. Crack the pasta and will crack your spine in half."

" I can and will send a horde of nonna ghosts to haunt you."

"Pronounce things right, I almost ended my relationship over the pronunciation of spaghetti"

"You may want to serve this with garlic bread, don't."

Surviving the rural south

If you pass something strange on the side of the road, keep driving and do not look back.

Pay close attention to the red lights of the turbines, seek indoors if one sticks out, DO NOT STARE.

Don't look into the eyes of a jack rabbit for long, they've seen more than you can know

Those screams aren't always coyotes, nor human.

Listen to the cicadas, if they go silent, run.

Look at the mesquite trees for impaled creatures, as they are signs of a shrike nest. They are mostly peaceful, as long as you don't bleed on the tree or touch their food.

Don't try to find the ends of fences, you never will.

Respect the deer.

Never trust a white truck.

Always count the crows.

Never go where buzzards circle.

Watch the animals

Never wear opened toes shoes at night

Today, my Satanist friend was complaining about having to go into work tomorrow, my catholic friend said she'll pray for her, and I (a hellenistic pagan) replied I'll leave room on my altar. Catholic friend fistbumped me and Satanist friend thanked us.

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.