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Reblog for a larger sample size. :)

pls rb for a larger sample size c:

Yes, Foggy Nelson.

Foggy Nelson reblog if you agree

My new fave crossover

a teenager: dies

carlisle cullen:

Solidarity!

The Young Riders (I’m THAT old) + Daredevil.

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

Gorgeous!

Happy Valentine's Day!😈💜

So much older

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

I can’t help it. I don’t really do a lot on Tumblr—just follow a few things I like. And I only just realized what #tts means. So I’ll just keep saying “tits” in my head whenever I see it.

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

The Pillars of the Earth -- Ken Follett

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

With all of the true crime podcasts out there now, you know someone has given the treatment to the unsolved disappearance of one Rosalie Hale. For this reason she hates them all with a fury.

What I've learned about due to the latest m&m kerfuffle -- OMG! THERE ARE PURPLE M&Ms?!?! Get OUT of my way!

I'm here because I love Twilight. And sometimes I post a silly Twi-thing, and I scroll along a while. The I spend crazy time unfollowing the porn bots. I have not one real follower, but its the least I can do for my solipsistic community. I think to think that Carlisle is proud of me for doing my part.

Bella and Edward having playful honeymoon sexy times when suddenly...

Bella: um, are you giving me a breast exam?

Edward:....

Just a bunch of useful websites

12ft – Hate paywalls? Try this site out.

My Fridge Food – No idea what to make? Tell this site what ingredients you have on hand and it will give you recipes to cook.

Project Gutenberg – Always ends up on these type of lists and for very good reason. All works that are copyright free in one place.

Ninite – New PC? Install all of your programs in one go with no bloat or unnecessary crap.

Unchecky – Tired of software trying to install additional unwanted programs? This will stop it completely by unchecking the necessary boxes when you install.

Sci-Hub – Research papers galore! Check here before shelling out money. And if it’s not here, try the next link in our list.

LibGen – Lots of free PDFs relate primarily to the sciences.

Zotero – A free and easy to use program to collect, organize, cite and share research.

Car Complaints – Buying a used car? Check out what other owners of the same model have to say about it first.

CamelCamelCamel – Check the historical prices of items on Amazon and set alerts for when prices drop.

Have I Been Pawned – Still the king when it comes to checking if your online accounts have been released in a data breach. Also able to sign up for email alerts if you’ve ever a victim of a breach.

Radio Garden – Think Google Earth but wherever you zoom, you get the radio station of that place.

Just The Recipe – Paste in the url and get just the recipe as a result. No life story or adverts.

Tineye – An Amazing reverse image search tool.

My 90s TV – Simulates 90’s TV using YouTube videos. Also has My80sTV, My70sTV, My60sTV and for the younger ones out there, My00sTV. Lose yourself in nostalgia.

Foto Forensics – Free image analysis tools.

Old Games Download – A repository of games from the 90’s and early 2000’s. Get your fix of nostalgia here.

Online OCR – Convert pictures of text into actual text and output it in the format you need.

Remove Background – An amazingly quick and accurate way to remove backgrounds from your pictures.

Twoseven – Allows you to sync videos from providers such as Netflix, Youtube, Disney+ etc and watch them with your friends. Ad free and also has the ability to do real time video and text chat.

Terms of Service, Didn’t Read – Get a quick summary of Terms of service plus a privacy rating.

Coolors – Struggling to get a good combination of colors? This site will generate color palettes for you.

This To That – Need to glue two things together? This’ll help.

Photopea – A free online alternative to Adobe Photoshop. Does everything in your browser.

BitWarden – Free open source password manager.

Atlas Obscura – Travelling to a new place? Find out the hidden treasures you should go to with Atlas Obscura.

ID Ransomware – Ever get ransomware on your computer? Use this to see if the virus infecting your pc has been cracked yet or not. Potentially saving you money. You can also sign up for email notifications if your particular problem hasn’t been cracked yet.

Way Back Machine – The Internet Archive is a non-profit library of millions of free books, movies, software, music, websites and loads more.

Rome2Rio – Directions from anywhere to anywhere by bus, train, plane, car and ferry.

Splitter – Seperate different audio tracks audio. Allowing you to split out music from the words for example.

myNoise – Gives you beautiful noises to match your mood. Increase your productivity, calm down and need help sleeping? All here for you.

DeepL – Best language translation tool on the web.

Forvo – Alternatively, if you need to hear a local speaking a word, this is the site for you.

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

Carlisle once lost a bet to Jasper and had to perform The Humpty Dance to a full crowd at karaoke night. He KILLED it! #carlisle cullen #twilight

Nothing is more painful for a Twilight vampire than biting their own tongue.