The Best Boyfriend A Girl Can Have Is Probably Another Girl

the best boyfriend a girl can have is probably another girl

i whole heartedly believe that the context behind the saying "this is why we can't have nice things" is that coldplay, a full male rock band, wrote the most gut wrenching, heart crushing, eyes soaking, cheek staining, brick shittingly painful lyric; for you i would bleed myself dry, and the straight white men of twitter called it gay. after that they managed to get a (might be two) cameo on family guy, which increased its popularity, convincing thousands of men that feeling even a slight emotion of pain, or maybe just a slight hit directly on the frontal lobe, or perhaps a tightness in their chest, makes them gay. to sum it up; feeling anything other than hate, primarily for women, and hornyness for said women, makes them gay. and you know what kevin, maybe it does. or maybe its just not for you.

i just saw the FUNNIEST fucking cat ever on here baking biscuits (kneading) in a bathtub in the water while barely keeping its head above the water and i literally lost the video but here's what the cat looked like:

im crying

If I had a nickel every time I saw Seth Rogen playing an animated pig character in a CGI movie, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice now.

i want to die

354 days till i get my pinterest account back bc i thought i would be allowed to put my actual birthday in when they randomly asked me about it this morning but then i found that due to my countrie's laws i cant have a pinterest account till im 16 🫶

idk what to caption this but look!!!