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Absolutely hilarious that Ubisoft tried to convince us that Altaïr was a player, like are you really trying to tell me that this Autistic man who can’t read social cues gets women (speaking from experience)
Some modern assassin head cannons because I just finished replaying AC2
Desmond is at least half Hispanic (because I am) and can Speak Spanish almost fluently. He will cuss people out in Spanish without them realising and struggles with Ezio’s bleeding effects because Italian is similar Spanish
Desmond has ear piercings AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE, I MEAN LOOK AT HIS INSPIRATION- FRANSISCO RANDEZ
Desmond is definitely Bi *remembers when his voice actor Nolan North wanted Deadpool to be into dudes in that one game*
Desmond has been fired from multiple jobs (not just bartending) this means he can do a lot of random (useless) shit
Desmond has ADHD
Shaun and Altaïr have Autism
no one knows if Shaun is gay or not and he likes to keep it a mystery (he has no idea either)
Lucy is definitely the only straight one in the modern gang
Since Shaun has very punk ideologies, I like to think he used to dress that way as a teen (healed over ear piercings)
Most of Shaun’s family is definitely dead, you can’t snoop about in an all powerful, secret organisation and not have severe consequences.
Rebacca had a German Mastiff or a Rottweiler
Desmond’s eyes reflect light in the dark (like a cat) after he unlocked the ability to use eagle vision
Desmond is a shit drawer
Desmond has very himbo/caveman energy
no one knows if Lucy is a natural blonde and she likes to keep it that way
Once Shaun got really fed up with the rest of them and they all heard Limp Bizkit blasting from his room
Desmond would definitely listen to Chappell Roan (femininomenon and good luck, babe!)
Shaun had an aneurysm when Desmond told him he’s never watched Star Wars
Desmond has never celebrated Christmas (his father probably thought that holidays were a waste of time)