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BUMBLEBEE (2018) dir. Travis Knight

I got called out at work today (friendly) for constantly claiming to be a Decepticon stan while having a bunch of Optimus Prime merch around my desk. 🤦‍♀️

... it's what Lord Megatron would have wanted.

I really hope the Bumblebee Movie and ROTB are a reboot of the Live Action Transformers Universe because the Bayverse is my ultimate enemy and I would pay real money to have a Transformers Universe where women weren’t turned into jokes or used as overly sexualised props to the point of being useless to the plot

I can be trusted to be normal about big robots (lying)

Transformers rise of the beast memes I made with friends:

old guy takes a break

Gay gay homosexual gay

THE extra siblings

"the name's mirage"

request by @decepticonfluid

oh right... this is probably a lot for you huh

WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY 💥

keep the trans in transformers

watched transformers prime with rosie. i really like the designs where car doors look like little wings but what if someone left something there

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

SLOWLY COMING OUT OF ARTBLOCK earthspark starscreams next 😈😈

Why did the Matrix also give Optimus the fattest tits imaginable

This is the post I’ve seen all week.

3AM Ravage shenanigans.

You’re never too old to collect figures.

You’re never too old to be in a fandom.

You’re never too old to play video games.

You’re never too old to listen to music.

You’re never too old to enjoy things.

reblog if you need a hug

Work doodles of bbg

Good to know I wasnt the only one to feel a certain something from this :)

um....

Lesbianism

same picture