I Was Sleeping On A Chair And Was Immediately Told I Looked Like A Sculpture Of Mary Weeping Over The

i was sleeping on a chair and was immediately told i looked like a sculpture of mary weeping over the body of jesus. many such cases.

i think i’m doomed to be some metaphorical mary

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

perhaps it is tragic foreshadowing….

i think i’m doomed to be some metaphorical mary