Ive Come Here To Make An Announcement! Shadow The Hedgehogs A JOLLY Ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

writing two tsp fics simultaneously and it's so weird because in one Stanley speaks entirely in italics and in the other he's normal and i keep tripping up on this. like in one i'm getting up to writing a montage of breakdowns at the office 200 pages in and the other one is going to court.

how it felt beating the boss for the 12th time after being stuck in constant barrage by enemies in the final battle for like 5 minutes straight

was playing splatoon 3 side order dlc and absolutely tripping over myself trying to not die for the third time at the final boss but it's okay. anyway just 100% the dlc by the game's standards. love winning 12 separate times and only breaking the streak once for a single permadeath because fuck the charger i will now be playing exclusively turf battles and spoiling everyone with my sick new hat

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism