One Thing About Gondor Bitches Is Theyre GONNA Have Curtain Bangs

One thing about Gondor bitches is they’re GONNA have curtain bangs

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

Millie Amber

Let your garden sleep in. For the pollinators.

I used to do something called “whiprolling,” which is like rickrolling but instead of using Rick Astely you use “Where there’s a whip there’s a way” from the animated Rankin-Bass lord of rings films.

I’ve stopped doing that now, though, because I’ve found other lotr adaptations to entertain me.

Like did you guys see how the entire first episode of Amazon’s Lord of the Rings got LEAKED? It’s crazy! Here’s a link, come yell about it with me!!