Its Very Funny To Me That Iwtv Girlies R Getting Mad That Ppl On The Joke Site R Choosing The Looney

its very funny to me that iwtv girlies r getting mad that ppl on the joke site r choosing the looney tunes "suck blood and fuck forever" vampires to win in a fight over the cringefail sadbois. first of all what did u expect second guillermo a vampire slayer w van helsing blood would 100% kill them all. It wouldn't even be on purpose because he'd be fangirling accidentally trip on something and whoops!

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

Dame Maggie Smith (1934 - 2024).

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money