Uh. What. Is This A Strange American Marketing Ploy That Is Only Now Making It To Coles?? Cos Honey,

uh. what. is this a strange american marketing ploy that is only now making it to coles?? cos honey, scoops ahoy was like a good three years ago

or, perhaps, marketing is prepping for some big st announcement?

Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".

Observation: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".

Conclusion:

This is an acorn.

GENRE: COMEDY

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

what a funky little guy

Gnome Watching Railway Train by Carl Spitzweg

all ao3 jokes aside, let’s all give thanks to the wonderful volunteers that are working hard to get the site back up and running so that homebodies like us don’t become stir crazy.