My Wife My Beloved My Goddess

❤️ My wife ❤️ my beloved ❤️ my goddess ❤️

Blowing peoples minds by having a body count at all and still being a valid asexual

"asexuality is just an excuse for people who can't get laid" guess who's under your bed.

Hear me out. Now that we can be trans. Transmasc dwarf Rook who named himself after Varric and is absolutely mortified to meet the guy in person and have to introduce himself

We need to start a petition to get more romances in stardew valley.

I want the stinky old fisherman 😪

"romanceable rasmodius" this "romanceable rasmodius" that WHAT ABOUT WILLY WHAT ABOUT MY MAN WILLY!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!? YOU ALL HATE OLD PEOPLE ON THE LOVING OLD MEN WEBSITE

Don't know why I've been featuring Elliott in these quotes a lot, they just seem to fit him better.

Everybody in solavellan hell: *screaming*

Me: I wonder if Solas will want to join my "I love the Fade" club again.