Me, Getting Defensive When Someone Says Mages Are Too Squishy
Me, getting defensive when someone says mages are too squishy
Also my inquisitor during every fight
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Also, with recoil, I usually aim for the stomach in shooter games. I may do less damage, but the accuracy is higher. ,
for the record, this is why you aim for the chest. heads move around a lot, especially while talking, but the chest is much closer to the center of mass and contains equally vital organs. the assassin's gamerbrainedness was his downfall.
Correct me if I'm wrong but this is just for pc isn't it
Hey fun fact you can literally get The Exiled Prince DLC for Dragon Age 2, legally, for free!
As well as all the other DLCs, but I want to highlight Sebastian's because I've seen a lot of people say they've never experienced him.
Ask me ask me ask me
These are wonderful
Dragon Age-Inspired Dialogue Prompts
A dialogue prompt list heavily inspired by Dragon Age👀 If you’d like more vague DA-themed & fic trope prompts, venture here.
Choose the first letter of the prompt section + the prompt # (e.g. C2 is “"Honestly? Fuck the Chantry,” and F11 is “My robes suit you,” etc.) + the pairing (here are the ones I write for) — and prompt me any time :3
Feel free to use and reblog!💕
😁 Comedy Central
“This is why the Maker left.”
“Honestly? Fuck the Chantry.”
“You did not just compare me to a cat / mabari / nug / [Thedosian animal of your choice].”
“There’s no problem a well-aimed fireball can’t fix.”
“There’s no problem magic can’t fix.” “Or create.”
“If we don’t make it out alive, I’ll see you at the Maker’s side.” “Bold of you to assume you’re going there.”
“[Character of your choice] is a bit of a dimwit.” “Hey!” “That was affectionate.”
“If it bleeds, it can be killed.” “Well, it doesn’t.”
“Magic does not work like that.” “Maybe. But have you ever tried it?” “No, because I’m not bloody insane!”
“You probably shouldn’t touch that.” “What harm could this trinket possibly do?”
“I hate the Deep Roads.” “You’re the one who dragged us here.” “Doesn’t make what I said any less true.”
“No idea what’s going on, eh? Would a fireball to the face jog your memory?”
“I saw you cheat!“ “Yes. And?” “That’s unfair.” “Life is unfair, and I’m playing by its lack of rules.”
“I accidentally punched a Templar. A few times. At least ten.”
“Time for my favorite pastime.” “Which is?” “Drowning my problems in ridiculous amounts booze!”
“[Dangerous activity of your choice] will go fine! Come on, I’ve seriously been lacking fun lately.” “I’m fairly sure what you’re lacking is brain matter.”
“No! Dragon-hunting is not a way to kill time, it’s a way to kill us.”
“Don’t worry. Everybody’s afraid of something.” “Even you?” “No.”
“There’s something strange going on with my head.” “You may be unfamiliar with these things—they’re called thoughts.”
“I think I did okay!” “Another building just collapsed.” “Well, it’s the building’s fucking fault not mine!”
“I’m too young to die.” “You have a low-grade fever and a mild infection.” “I can see a spark of light in the dark… this is the end, is it not?”
“Who do you take me for?” “An idiot.”
“We shouldn’t have smoked so much elfroot.”
“Can I have breakfast in bed?” “Sure. Just sleep in the kitchen.”
“Void! Did I say that out loud?”
🥰 Floof & Feels
“I wish we’d stay like this forever.”
“You’re everything I’ve ever wanted, everything I need, and I’m going to cherish you until my dying day.”
“There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you.”
“Can you hold me? Please?”
“I thought you’d never ask.”
“I believe in you.”
“Would you ever consider… marriage?” “Why do you ask?” “Oh. I’m—for a friend.”
“I’ll protect you.”
“You always look beautiful. Tonight, you look divine.”
“You developed a whole new spell… for me?”
“My robes suit you.”
“Kiss it better?”
“Sing for me?”
“Tell me more about your people.”
“Your magic makes me feel safe.”
"They will never tear us apart.”
“It’s just a hug, it won’t kill you.”
“I didn’t expect you to be into cuddling.” “I’m not!” “Then what is this?” “Just… close skin-to-skin contact.” “Uh-huh.”
“You’re being far too adorable.” “Is that a complaint?” “No. By all means, continue.”
“You’re being overly affectionate.” “Sorry.” “I never told you to stop.”
“That’s the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me.”
“You’re so warm.”
“You smell nice.”
“Why are you smiling?” “Because you’re here.”
“Have I told you that I love you today?”
💔 Anguish & Apprehension
“I don’t believe you.”
“I wish we’d never met. I only bring you pain.”
“I feel like I don’t know you anymore.”
“We won’t be able to hide in time.”
“You can’t keep risking your life like this.”
“I was so scared I’d lost you.”
“Everything here feels wrong. The Veil is… far too thin.”
“I don’t deserve you. I know a day will come when you realize it. I selfishly hope it never comes to pass.”
“I ruined your life.” “You’ve ruined nothing. You are my life.”
“Was that… blood magic?”
“The demons won’t leave me alone.”
“Why can’t you see that I love you?”
“There has to be a way to fix this.”
“Why do you insist on taking care of everyone but yourself?”
“I think I’m going mad.”
“Leave. I can’t right now. I can’t.”
“I never meant for this to happen!”
“You can’t die on me! I won’t allow it!“
"I don’t know how to save myself.”
“Please, stop. You’re hurting me.”
"This place is cursed.” “Is there a way out?” “I doubt it.”
“It was just a dream.” “I… I don’t think so.”
“Why does it hurt so much?”
“You said you trusted me. What changed?”
“Please tell me you’re lying.”
🔞 NSFW Prompts Below ⤵
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