I WAS JUST REREADING THIS ANF OOOF I FORGOT HOW GOOD THIS WAS. MY FAVOURITE PART STILL IS "You Asked

I WAS JUST REREADING THIS ANF OOOF I FORGOT HOW GOOD THIS WAS. MY FAVOURITE PART STILL IS "You asked me why I workout out but hide in big clothes, and the truth is its so I can beat up any meninist douchebag that tries to slander my girl in her thot skirts.”  IT MADES ME LAUGH SHSJSJS

skirt chasers

jjk x (f) reader

summary “Baggy clothes are in, but you wouldn’t know that, Miss I Draw Inspiration From Catholic School Girls.” tags f2l, triple texting king kook, ncampus crush kook who is also the weird gamer boy, the skirt aspect is forgotten towards the end tbh, dumbassery is a disease and we are all affected by it, confessions SO CORNY it could be a 2005 teen romcom warnings smut in the form of: unprotected sex, use of mirrors, mostly heavy petting as foreplay I’m sorry, mentions of Jk’s furry ways as a gag kinda, like an unnecessary amount of swearing  wc 7.8k 

to make a long story short, i saw this nsfw gif and wrote this entire fic between 2 am and 6 am anyway i actually really like how this turned out!! lmk when u think

Part of the ideology behind the pleated skirt was in hopes that buying a new wardrobe would somehow help you rebrand your image around campus. Truthfully, it was kinda too late for that now; you’d been here going on three years, your friends and anyone with eyes could see that the style of clothing you leaned towards favored comfort over fashion. However, someone—it might’ve been Taehyung—had gone on a drunken spiel the other night concerning the importance of presenting oneself via fashion. It wasn’t aimed at you, but it certainly left you wondering. 

Which is how you find yourself shivering to the bone now, lingering around the west quad as you wait for Jungkook to come out of an anatomy lab. He’s at that point in the semester where grades mean nothing and everything to him at the same time, so Namjoon’s commissioned you and your other pals to take turns babysitting him once a week to make sure he gets at least some assignments done. 

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this was *chef's kiss* i enjoyed reading it a lot, i loved jimin's characterisation a lot. for me it was the highlight of the story, it was just THAT GOOD. also idk why i read this at 9 am bc IT'S TOO EARLY FOR ME TO HE THIRSTYING OVER JIMIN BUT HERE I AM. I LOVED THIS.

wedding glasses

— park jimin x reader  — brother’s best friend!au + wedding!au | fluff + smut + romance  — 12.3k words  — NC-17. tw: reader is lowkey thristy + male & female oral receiving + (un)protected sex + dom!jimin + dirty talk + mild exhibitionism + rough sex + choking + teasing + hair pulling + multiple smut scenes — you had been out of the country since you started university, and now, your brother’s wedding collided with you coming back. you never expected for so much to have changed since last time you were home.

A/N: its been a hot minute since i’ve written anything for jimin since scratch, but i really enjoyed writing this one!!! its just a little something something ; i got the request a while ago, so i hope annonie likes it!! ; this was also inspired by How I Met Your Mother S1 E13, very vaguely ; yeah its supposed to be wedding goggles, but i don’t like that word oop

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It boy Im Jaebeom

ryujin x wannabe stages (for anon)

AAAAAAAAAH THEYRE FINALLY TOGETHER, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AND THIS WAS SO CUTE I WAS HOPING HE WOULD SAY HE WAS THE ONE THAT SENT HER FLOWERS

Together, 8:45PM — Tiger Flower

“What if we ditch the party and just stay here instead?” you proposed out of a sudden, turning your head to Jeongguk, whose eyes travelled from the TV in front to yours.

“Hyungs will be here in a few” he reminded you of your friends who were not willing to let you miss this particular party; or any party, for that matter. “If you can convince them not to make you go, I mean…”

“I’ll come up with something” you shrugged, leaning your head on his shoulder as you faced the TV once again, focusing on the show you had been watching from the sofa for about an hour now after having dinner, and smiling softly when you felt him lean on you as well.

“Why don’t you wanna go though?” he couldn’t help but wonder, for you not wanting to go to a party was not a very usual occurrence —yet a quite usual one whenever you were with him—.

Your shoulders moved up and down once more. “Just want to be with you” you mumbled simply, causing his heart to jump. “Honestly, I had wanted to stay in with you all along, but I thought Tae was going to the party as well and I wanted to see him,” you explained. “But he’s not going in the end, so…”

Jeongguk’s tongue poked the inside of his cheek at his loss of words. Although he had talked to Taehyung already and he said he would stay out of it, and although they had agreed on the two of you still being friends regardless of Tae’s feelings and he had claimed to be okay with it, he couldn’t help but still feel somewhat jealous at the thought of you and Taehyung. Well, at the thought of you wanting to be with him.

“So you only wanted to go because of him?”

You nodded, sitting up so you could face him properly. “There was something I wanted to talk to him about, and I wanted to do it in person,” you confessed. “But we kinda talked about it over texts and we’re cool, so I don’t think it’ll be necessary anymore”.

“Talk about what?” he asked again not finding it in him to just let the topic go, eyes going to his lap as his hands fidgeted on it.

“About us…” you said softly, managing to catch his attention.

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ryujin speaking about the misogyny that they face in the kpop industry.