I Will Never Finish Them.

i will never finish them.

marya dmitrievna :3

the victorian poster: every butcher’s shop is called gremble and sons every music hall is called middlesex emporium theatre every newspaper is called the wensleydale telegraph every temperance group is called the order for the promotion of orderly behaviour every member of parliament is either called sir percival hilary st. john dyke-moore 6th viscount of cuntington or george brown every household management book is called mrs frumper’s complete encyclopedia of practical homemaking etiquette technique etc for the home every poetry book is called the selected poetical works of william f. boner volume one. and we experience all these things and more by god’s grace

logically I know these words didn't exist in 1870s russia but whenever dostoevsky brings up alyosha I swear I can FEEL him just dying to write something like "he was of that sort of man that the online young ladies of our time refer to as a "cinnamon roll"; in short, it would not be inadmissible to describe him as a pure bean."

having one final giggle before closing my eyes and yanking the steering wheel to the left

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back