Me Ranting About The Clone Wars Again: "I Mean, The Separatists Had No Idea That Palpatine's Floozies

Me ranting about the Clone Wars again: "I mean, the Separatists had no idea that Palpatine's floozies were running things! Wait .... Flunkies! I meant flunkies! Lackeys! Minions!"

My husband: Ah yes, his floozies. Tarkin and Dooku, those slutty slutty bitches.

Crosshair writes the most beautiful, captivating, and succinct poetry... and it's a shame he doesn't let anyone read it.

Hunter gets bad migraines and his brothers help him through it in their own ways.

Wrecker was given his tooka doll by since kid their team helped way back when; he got into sewing because of it, and sews without patterns; he's got a great eye for visualizing a form to assemble it from seemingly nothing. I like to think he has given plushies he's made to children in warzones on their missions.

Echo occasionally glitches out his own voice if he sneezes, interrupting the air flow regulation from his artificial respiratory system, this causing him to talk in a squeaky voice. Tech always has an excuse why he can't fix it for Echo right away.

Tech is Not Allowed Caffine... But he likes it. That man's mind is already stretched taut with the amount of information he processes constantly, that even a small cup of coffee or a soda is enough to send him into hyperactive fits. Sometimes Crosshair sneaks Tech a caffeine treat, when he wants to passively annoy or distract his brothers... Or if Tech had a really bad time.

Omega regularly rescues animals in danger (or perceived danger) and makes Hunter and the boys scramble to keep up with their well meaning sibling. They adopt a cat because of this.

i am super angry and frustrated, so if anyone has some headcanons, then pls share them

Why is the rifle sentient?

Why do we do anything? (check the tags)

-- Crosshair Mun

Hi! I love your blog and I was wondering if you have any Clone Wars writer recs? I feel like I've read all the fics from all the more popular writers but I'm sure there's other awesome writers I don't know about and I was hoping you or any of your followers could help me find some of them! Really jusy anyone who write XReader fanfic for any clones, and thank you so much in advance!

Thank you so much and I'm so glad you enjoyed my blog! Hmm....there are a lot of really good fic authors out here. I'll tag a bunch for you to go look at and if anyone else has any recommendations feel free to reblog! (I'm not sure of your age since you're anon but a few of these are 18+)

@zoeykallus

@nahoney22

@eyecandyeoz

@kaminocasey

@rainydaydream-gal18

@rain-on-kamino

@moonstrider9904

@wild-karrde

@ladykatakuri

@thebaddestofbatches

@lexixwan

@moodymisty

@wanderinginksplot

@the-silentium

@skyvaikers

@saberdeity

@echos-newlegs

@luxcuriousao3

@ariadnes-red-thread

@ghostofskywalker

@neon-junkie

@grievouus

@snippy-tano

@book-of-baba-fett

@clone-wars-imagine-2

I'm probably missing so many good ones but y'all feel free to reblog with any I missed!

Kriff marry kill, but it's oh so cursed:

Palpatine, Tarkin, Pong Krell

Anon you've made me instantly regret my decision.

Anyways we're murdering Krell without fucking hesitation. Point blank, but I'm making it painful.

Palpatine scares me so he'll be a one time lay so I can get the fuck away from him as fast as possible, so kriff palpatine ig

So I'm marrying Tarkin, but like, I'm never at home when he's home, I never go out with him anywhere unless I have to. Formal events and stuff. The marriage documents exist but I live like I'm a single gal.

Things in this image that incapacitate me:

The sheer amount of pockets that Tech has managed to affix to his person

Echo realizing he forgot to pick up his kama from the dry cleaners last week

*ahem* the STRAP the is a mere INCH from Hunter’s *ahem* junk (I am melting)

Omega’s wrist wrap matches Hunter’s

The fact that ALL of them (Wrecker not pictured, but included) have opted to forgo the codpiece option because now that they’re free men, they need quick dick access