I Didnt Become A Vampire To End Up A Pen-pushing Bureaucrat.

I didn’t become a vampire to end up a pen-pushing bureaucrat.

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Catch me going on a "castle expedition" and "disappearing suddenly"

Just saw a post saying a castle was "infested with vampires" and as a biologist am disgusted. That's their natural habitat. They live there

YES!!!

Characters I'd sell my fucking kindeys to have in Dead By Daylight

-First isn't really an addition, but a slight change. I'd switch OG Michael Myers with RZ Michael Myers because he'd honestly be so much scarier. I mean imagine that fucking 6'9 fucking unstoppable giant barreling towards you.... that's pants-shitting worthy lmao

-Vincent and Bo Sinclair as killers and Carly and Nick as survivors (House of Wax)

-Asa Emory as a killer (The Collector)

-Ed and Lorraine Warren as survivors (The Conjuring)

-Choptop and Nubbins Sawyer as killers. As happy as I am that Bubba is in DBD, I hate how the twins aren't (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 & 2)

-a Yautja as a killer. this would be so fucking cool omg- (Predator)

-Herbert West. Now he's a tricky one. I could honestly see him fitting well into both the role of a killer and the role of a survivor. If he were a survivor I could see Dan Cain being a survivor too, and adding Carl Hill as a killer, but I can also see Herbert (and maybe even Dan) as killers with Francesca Danelli as a survivor. Either way, I think it's be amazing to have him in it (Re-Animator)

-Daniel Robitaille as a killer and Helen Lyle as a survivor (Candyman)

-Otis Driftwood, Baby Firefly, and/or Captain Spaulding as killers (House of 1000 Corpses)

-Charles Lee Ray / Chucky as a killer, maybe Tiffany Valentine too (Child's Play / The Bride of Chucky)

-Sal Fisher as a killer and Larry Johnson and Ashley Campbell as survivors (Sally Face)

-Nel and Luke Crain as survivors (The Haunting of Hill House)

-any of the FNAF animatronics as killers

-Jennifer Check as a killer (Jennifer's Body)

-The Other Mother as a killer and Coraline Jones and Wybie Lovat as survivors. now I know this movie technically isn't horror but c'mon, you gotta admit it's like, honorary horror lmao (Coraline)

-The Scooby Doo gang as survivors. another that isn't horror, but c'mon, it'd be so cool to be able to play as them (Scooby Doo)

-David, Marko, Dwayne, and Paul as killers and Star, Michael, Sam, and the Frog Bros as survivors. this would be so fucking sick omg- (The Lost Boys)

-Wichita, Tallahassee, Little Rock, and Columbus as survivors (Zombieland)

-Tucker and Dale as survivors. this would be fucking hilarious hwjjw- (Tucker and Dale vs Evil)

-Jesse Cromeans as a killer. another one that would be pants-shitting worthy lol (Laid To Rest)

-Tomie as a killer. this would be sooo cool (Tomie by Junji Ito)

-Lady Dimitrescu and Karl Heisenberg as killers. I can't tell if this duo would be more cool or terrifying lmao (Resident Evil Village)

-Beetlejuice as a killer and Lydia Deetz as a survivor (Beetlejuice)

Bonus:

-John Wick as a survivor. is his franchise horror? nope. BUT I think it's be fucking amazing to have him in the game. Like, he's virtually unbeatable by humans, now let's see how he fairs with the supernatural

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