I Dare Y'all To Go To France And Yell "IM GONNA BIFLE THE FIRST PERSON I SEE WHETHER THEY WANT IT OR

I dare y'all to go to France and yell "IM GONNA BIFLE THE FIRST PERSON I SEE WHETHER THEY WANT IT OR NOT!"

Never should've told them what Bifle ment

Secret Boss 7

Thx so much for the support rlly means a lot

All this posting on this account sadly means I haven't been updating my other account @deltaswap2442 enough but follow me there to help support that project

Either way here's what we came for

Secret Boss 7 Professor Koocoo

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Professor KooCoo

A secret boss for the TV based chapter three based on educational television (no one really enjoys watching that shit) especially children's educational shows and not even the fun ones like Sesame Street

The boring ones

He's also a Coocoo clock here to teach you about: TIME

TIME ISH A TOOL YOU CUN PUTCH UN DA VALL OR VEAR IT UN YUR WRIZT

He has an over the top German accent because Coocoo clock

He also screams COOCOO COOCOO COOCOO every 12 sentences and also repeats words when frustrated and such

EINS ZWEI DREI DREI DREI DREI DREI! DREI! DREI!

To spare him you have to turn back the clocks so that the Coocoo bird goes back in the clock

Shorter description today but enjoy

Im STUPENDOUS

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Idea from @npdemu

Secret Boss 13 I think

This is the most recent art I have but it's not in the usual format

This is part of a project where I make what I called "posters" for my secret bosses with specific songs in mind

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This is Radiola with the song a Good Song Never Dies

Radiola is my chapter 3 secret boss prediction with a theme of radio being replaced by television. She also has a theme of beauty within which is why I made her conventionally unattractive. But the beauty within her is a bunch of robot spider legs. I have more info for her but I'm too tired to put it all here

So to make up for it here's some bonus drawings of the previous secret boss Cara Carrie!

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This one is based on my favorite portion of The Ballad of Sara Berry:

P is for Patricia drinking Poisoned Punch! R is for Raquel dashed on a Rock...CRUNCH! "O" is what Anne said when Cara bludgeoned her brains! M is for Marianna's Marinated remains! But! But! Q is for Quiara Quiet drowned in the pool! U is for Eunice's pieces spread round the school! But Es are for the Easy way in 5 minutes tops...A one legged girl can bring an N for End by calling the cops...What a bitch! Now what's that spell? P R O M Q U E E N!

(remember to click it to see full image)

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Here's an idea for an Omega Carrie and my generic description I sent to my friends

OMEGA CARRIE

I GOT THE SILVER KRIS! I GOT THE CROWN

I GOT THESE BLOODY ROSES AS HANDS

SPOILED SASH AND SCEPTER FOR ONE FINAL DANCE

KNEEL TO THE QUEEN OF HIGHSCHOOL LAND!

Cara has ascended to plantness. She's got a paper fortune teller holding her scepter and the heads of her victims watching from above. Six victims....Six souls....Now all she needs is one more

Secret Bosses 8,9,&10

Sorry I haven't posted one of these fellas ina while but he's a few for ya

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This is Fetti Widow a secret boss self insert I designed for my friend. She's a spider baker made of cake. She likes to make spider cupcake monsters and is a bit of a mad scientist. She killed her husband (fuck him). Oh and also she's at the center of the multiverse web forgot that kinda major detail. She's the plot device I use to allow my secret bosses to cross over. She runs a cafe/bar for them but is cursed with the inability to leave. So when everyone heads homes she's left there all by herself with her depression and thoughts. She's kinda like that cool grandma

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Also here's some concept art I did for her and I had my friend pick her favorite. Shout out to Design F because it looks the most like a secret boss

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But now more spiders. Mommy Longlegs is based on the Other Mother from Coraline. She has her doll form and then her fucked up form. She wants to make the world perfect like her family which she killed and replaced with dolls. Dolls don't break the rules, dolls don't talk back, dolls don't argue. She uses purple soul but with the ability to Parry. The purple soul works as spider web but also stitches

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Lastly Cozmoze a star that once shined so brightly but soon his light faded compared to those around him. He began to spiral into the futility of it all questioning the point of it all. There are billions upon trillions of stars in the universe.....what makes you stand out. But then he turns into an Asriel God of Hyperdeath form and all hell breaks loose.

IM FINALLY THE BRIGHTEZT ZTAR!

I CAN TOUCH ALL THE ZTARZ!

I CAN EAT ALL THE ZTARZ!

I CAN KILL ALL THE ZTARZ!

THAT BLINDING LIGHT INZIDE....

KRIZ ARE YOU A ZTAR?

Secret Boss Day 2

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Flowery

One of Asgore's Flowers that was thrown out who asks you to collect the other 6 so he can achieve his true form. He becomes a giant TV Omega Flowey monster but unfortunately he's bound to ceiling and wants to be free.

He's a former kids show host clown but after meeting a strange man he claimed he was split into 7 pieces and needed to find the other 6 and ran away

He replaces letters with numbers

Likes tormenting Kris especially on the genocide route

KR15! L00K H0W B16 4ND 5TR0N6! JU5T L1K3 45R13L! R3M3MB3R WH3N Y0U TW0 U53D T0 W4TCH M3 3V3RY N16HT? W3LL WH3R3 I5 H3 N0W? H3'5 G0N3. 4ND H3'5 N3V3R C0M1N6 B4CK. H3'LL M33T N3W FR13ND5 1N C0LL3G3 4ND F0RG3T 4B0UT Y0U..... believe me....I know...BUT B3S1D35...

WH0'D W4NT T0 B3 FR13ND5 W1TH 4 FR34K L1K3 Y0U!