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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Secret Boss 3

Meet E. Vile

A chapter 3 secret boss based on stereotypical villains

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He's based on Papyrus and a wind-up robot and is a theater performer. However the script wrote him as a villain and so that's all he'll ever be. He wants to be free to right the script his way

He makes you collect pieces for his machine and he achieves his second form

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In his second form he starts to embrace being the villain

If he's gonna be made out to be the villain then he may as well be the greatest villain there's ever been

His speech quirk is that he speaks as if it's a script so he says his name before all his lines and announces all his actions like most villains

E. VILE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

BOYS AND GIRLS OF ALL AGES

ALL YOU GENDERS IN BETWEEN

YOUR HOST WITH THE MOST...

(DRAMATIC PAUSE)

IS DEAD!

NOW PRESENTING THE STELLAR

(RAISES AN OCTAVE)

STUPENDOUS

SUPERB

(RAISES TWO OCTAVES)

DR. E. VILE!

A ROUND OF APPLAUSE

(CLAPS HEARD IN THE DISTANCE)

IVE DECIDED THAT IF THE SCRIPTS ARE GONNA WRITE ME AS THE VILLAIN

(DRAMATIC PAUSE)

THEN IM GONNA BE THE BEST VILLAIN I CAN BE!

ARE YOU READY FOR THE GREATEST PERFORMANCE SINCE *CENSORED*!

BECAUSE IT'LL BE YOUR LAST!

THE STAGE IS SET

ITS THE FINAL ACT

AND WERE GOING OUT WITH A BANG

(PULLS OUT AN OBVIOUSLY MALICIOUS REMOTE)

FOR IF MY PERFORMANCE ENDS THEN EVERYONE'S WILL

MUAHAHAHAHA

NOW I WRITE THE SCRIPTS AND YOU DEAR KRISTINE ARE CAST WITH THE ROLE OF THE LIFETIME!

(PAUSE)

MY NEMESIS!

NOW PLAY THE MUSIC

(BOSS MUSIC PLAYS)

LIGHT THE LIGHTS

(STAGE LIGHTS BLARE)

ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE!

(SING SONGY VOICE)

AND IM JUST PLAYING MY PART

*The Great E. Vile: Attack: EVIL Defense: EVIL. Certainly not forgettable*

*Machines whir in the background*

*Steam rises to your face*

*The air crackles with freedom*

Never should've told them what Bifle ment

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

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Secret Boss 5....Right?

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Another common trope for fan made Deltarune Secret Bosses is a corrupted Ice-E boss so here's Sl-Ice-E

An old animatronic for Ice-E pizza who use to serve pizza and smiles until a strange (kinda purplish black) man (strange guy really) approached and tampered with him

And he acted out and ate a child and got cancelled

He now what's be free of this alter ego

I saw this cool theory about Jevil representing ADHD and Spamton representing Autism so he represents DID having a disturbing alter ego inside his code

He uses pizza cutter blades as weapons and roller skates with pizza cutter wheels

He randomly adds hyphens into sentences because it's kinda funny yo

If you haven't gathered he's very FNAF but slightly colder

It would be

And I'm not telling you where I live

So you'll just have to search everywhere with the same timezone

Also I will send this to my followers when I'm not trying to sleep

Which is like.... negative now

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers. (not forced ofc)

Oh wow! Ok. I'm done

Nothing like listing my favorite qualities at 11:40

My humor. I like to think I'm a pretty funny guy in a lovable asshole kinda way. I also like making funny inspirational quotes for my friends like "Is the glass half empty or half full? I drink the glass now it's empty and my bladders full", "Teach a man to light a fire and he's warm for a day light a man on fire and you get charged with criminal arson", and "What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable and probably traumatizes you"

My chillness. I'm a pretty chill and accepting dude. As long as you're not a genuine dickhead I'll get along with you and I also really don't care too much what people think about me

My SMURTNESS! I'm a pretty smart guy according to most people. And it makes me feel good. I always try hard in school but I'd say I'm a dumbass when it comes to actual logic which I'm fine with because it makes me cuter

My weirdness. Once asked my friends what would happen if I stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner! True story! I like to think I'm an anomaly in every regard and I'm fine with it. I talk to myself because I believe I'm the best person to converse with. I'm a pineapple out of pear on the Autism scale

My charm. I tend to win over a lot of people on accident. For some reason people like me and I don't even need to try. What can I say I'm just an amazing riz machine 😎. And if some people don't like that they can cry about it! *Dabs*