Chat I Am Cooked, Bladie Is My First Five Star-

Chat I am cooked, Bladie is my first five star-

Reblog with your answers so I'll go first

Kafka (chat, am I cooked?)

@sh1-n0bu @liteisat @chronical-lover @sariel-spooks @strwbmei @kazooms @udretlnea @amphibiahawks321 @morgan-va @mi-dori @vrachis @yourlocalstranger123 @yanderehsr @rewuyuu

I NEED a Juuzou from Tokyo Ghoul reader type thing, where like instead of Shinohara finding Juuzou!reader or whatever, anyway instead of Shinohara I was thinking someone like Cyno, Sunday, Boothill, Neuvillette, Argenti, Wriothesley, Welt.

Continuing on from earlier I was thinking if in Nikke or however it's spelled somehow the girls got sent to the past and met past commander, idfk. I'm just yapping.

I would try to write this, but I need to go back to my former hyperfixation-

Name an opinion that will pissed off the LGBTQ community cause if you get hatted atleast they can blame me

Just because a fictional woman is strong, buff or badass doesn't mean they're a fucking canon lesbian (looking at you genshin and hsr community)

Just because if a fictional guy has a buff physique, tall, quiet or quirky, or shy doesn't mean they're a fucking canon gay (looking at you genshin and hsr community)

Random person : B-b-but you can't just blame it on those community-

Bitch yes I can cause you know why? It's the genshin and honkai fandom... Meet one of 'those'-oh who am I kidding it's basically half of the fandom at this point And you'll know damn well why they're the main fucking target

✧✮ 🎀 Animal Creator SAGAU 🎀 ✧✮

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🐗୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Boar!Creator:

A Boar? In This Economy? Pt. 1, A Boar? In This Economy? Pt. 2, A Boar? In This Economy? Pt. 3, Venti Encounter, Diona Encounter, Fooling Venti, Visiting A Friend, Destroying Diluc With Diona, Roomates, The True Creator?, Fish Blasting With Friends, Barbara Encounter, Frozen Vineyards, Killing Venti (with cats), Dvalin Rides with Klee & Diona, Mika Encounter (with Klee!), Kaeya Encounter, Visiting A Friend pt. 2, Naps with Venti, Joining the Choir, Destroying Diluc With Diona Pt. 2, Gifts for the Children, No Weapons for Boar, Fear the Librarian, Bombing Liyue, No Cooking Boar, Albedo & Sucrose Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🦦୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Otter!Creator:

The Otter Chronicles Pt. 1, The Otter Chronicles Pt. 2, Otter and Neuvillette, Otter and Furina, Aether Encounter, Visiting A Friend, Roomates, Happy Birthday Neuvillette!, The True Creator?, Nighttime Shenanigans, The Curtains Closing, Alone Time, Shells for the family, Otter Opera, Spending Time with the Melusine, A Letter from Far Off Shores

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🐅୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Tiger!Creator:

Kaveh & Alhaitham Encounter, Tighnari Encounter, Roomates, Nahida & Aether Encounter, The True Creator?, Visiting A Friend pt. 2, Sitting on a Throne~

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🦊୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Fox!Creator:

Raiden Shogun Encounter, Roomates, Yae Miko Encounter, The True Creator?, MISS. HINA!?!?!

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🪨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Primo Geovishap!Creator:

Zhongli & Xiao Encounter, Roomates, The True Creator?

⋅˚₊‧ ୨⭐️୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Golden Weasel!Creator:

Liyue Encounter, Mountain Shaper Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🪶୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Finch!Creator:

Qiqi, Baizhu & Yanfei Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🦌୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Deer!Creator:

Tighnari & Collei Encounter, Cy-NOOO!!!, Slowly Healing, Found Family, Moonlit Desert Travels

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🪲୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Lucklight Fly!Creator:

Abyssal Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🐉୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Dragon!Creator:

Liyue’s New Dragon, Fontaine’s New Dragon

⋅˚₊‧ ୨❄️୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Large Tusked Polaral!Creator:

Zapolyarny Palace Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🐍୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Snake!Creator:

Zhongli Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🐴୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Horse!Creator:

Mondstadt Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🎋୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Red Panda!Creator:

Inazuma Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🪵୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Sumpter Beast!Creator:

Dori Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🦝୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Raccoon!Creator:

Where in the world is Raccoon?, THEY STOLE WHAT??, A Gift from a Friend

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🪸୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Melusine!Creator:

Fontaine Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🦀୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Deep Sea Crab!Creator:

Freminette Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨👑୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Golden Wolflord!Creator:

Sayu Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🪽୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Griffin!Creator:

Aether & Paimon Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🦅୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Hawk!Creator:

Mondstadt Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🔆୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Seelie!Creator:

Bennett & Razor Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🌊୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Hydra!Creator:

Liyue Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🐻‍❄️୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Polar Bear!Creator:

Harbingers Encounter

⋅˚₊‧ ୨🪼୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Deep Sea Jellyfish!Creator:

Wriothesley & Sigewinne Encounter

I'll read this later when I'm done doing Fontaine's Archon quest, and ik there's the whole we can skip the Archon quest or whatever nonsense, I don't care for that my husband Arlecchino takes priority

The Gnosis Can Wait

Requested By: No one. Original work.

CW: 5.0 spoilers below this line!!! 5.0 spoilers below this line! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Summary: After his battle with Mavuika, Capitano was left injured. He retreats wanting to replan his strategy when he runs into you, the Creator, who had just descended to Teyvat.

Note: So how are you all liking Natlan? As of right now I think it’s okay only because I want to return to Fontaine 😞

Capitano wasn’t used to the taste of defeat.

As number one in the Fatui harbingers and the strongest amongst them no doubt, he is used to winning every match he partakes in. Or for his opponents to concede before the battle even begins.

Yet he doesn’t take it to heart, he knows the outcomes of every battle can differ in many different ways and he isn’t arrogant about his strength.

Mavuika was a God after all. Even though his power rivals hers, he knew he would have to best her with a foolproof strategy and it seemed barging in wasn’t the right one. She was a worthy opponent.

Capitano returns to his camp, the pain in his chest still burning from the small wound Mavuika left on him. He can wait, once his wound heals then he will strike her again, only this time he won’t miss. At least he has an ally in his pocket keeping him up to date on all the politics within Natlan.

“My lord,” Capitano’s right hand, Rezanov begins while bowing. “We found footprints nearby. We believe someone might stumble into camp soon…”

Capitano lets out a sigh underneath his mask, “how many people?”

“We believe only one, there’s only one track of footprints.”

Only one person? Nothing really to worry about. Unless this person is returning to tell the Archon his location.

“Find them and bring them here.” He orders and Rezanov nods and quickly takes off.

———

Okay… don’t freak out. Don’t freak out…

You just woke up in Genshin Impact.

You remember waiting impatiently by your PC for the newest update to the game, but you must’ve fallen asleep while waiting. Now you were dreaming about the it? Jeez, even in your own dreams you thought about the game. You really needed to touch grass. (lol jk jk luv you all)

You were dreaming about Natlan… a nation that you haven’t even played yet. You couldn’t have had a dream about your favorite nation? Or meeting all your favorite characters?

But everything felt so real. Even after watching the trailer and the leaks you’ve seen online, there’s no way you could know such detail about the nation. Maybe it was just your mind filling in the gaps…

“Stop right there!”

You turn around and your blood runs immediately cold. It was two fatui skirmishers and one fatui agent. You don’t even know the amount of times you’ve killed these enemies for their drops or just for the fun of it.

So this is how you die… at least this is better than falling into the claws of Childe, who you’d beat up anytime you built a new character.

“Our lord the Captain will deal with you, come with us with no fight.”

Scratch that. This was much, much worse…

“Wait… isn’t that…?” One of them whispered.

They put down their weapons, looks of remorse on their faces.

“Your Grace… please for give our imprudence we had no idea it was you…” Rezanov. “Please come with us, the Captain would be delighted to see you.”

Right… you’ve read fanfics like this before. Believing you’re their Creator… you wonder if your blood was gold. Perhaps you could check later. For now, you were going to follow them, it’s not like Capitano has appeared in the game you can get a first time look at him.

You follow the trio deeper into the forest, a small fireplace in the distance, you could only assume the Captain would be there.

“My lord, we found who was trailing around camp. Their Grace has decided to bless us with their presence on Teyvat once more.”

Capitano turns around and say nothing for what felt like forever. Even with the helmet, you knew he was staring intently at you.

“Your Grace.” He finally says, his voice much softer than you ever expected. “I am honored to be in your presence.”

He approached, towering over you.

“You three. Fetch Their Grace some food—“ he looks down at you once more. “And a change of clothes.”

You feel embarrassment creep up your neck. What’s wrong with your pajamas? Could he tell they weren’t from this word?

He holds out his hand, and you take it being able to feel the warmth underneath the glove. This dream was much realer than you thought…

Capitano leads you to his large tent holding the flaps open so you could enter. “We weren’t expecting your arrival so I apologize for the lack of preparations…”

You shake your head, “everything is fine.” Not like you’d be here forever…

“You can have my tent You Grace, I will camp outside.” He adds.

You furrow your eyebrows, “this tent is big enough for two people, can’t we just share it?”

Capitano doesn’t say nothing for a moment, you fear you’ve might’ve offended him with your offer but it was the complete opposite. Capitano felt as if he was on top of the world, to share a camp with the Creator? To be able to protect you? To see your sleeping face…

He feels his cheeks grow crimson and he is eternally grateful for his helmet. “Of course, if that’s what you wish Your Grace…”

The flaps to the tent open and Rezanov enters the tent. “My lord, we've received word that the Pyro Archon has lost much of her power.”

“Although your injury complicates things, this is most certainly the opportune time to seize the Gnosis...”

Capitano was slightly irritated with his subordinate’s unwarranted entry but he wouldn’t do anything yet, not while you were right in front of him.

“The Gnosis can wait, we have more important matters…” he replies, his focus never leaving you.

© avocad1s 2024

Note: Capitano was the highlight of Natlan for me. Sorry but i’m a Fatui Harbinger glazer 😞 why’d they make them so fine? It’s not fair… Now here’s to hoping my man is playable, saving all my primos for him so he better not disappoint.

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