Ah Yes. Me. Camp Counselor Jason. And His 500 Lb Seven-foot Tall Teddy Bear.

Ah yes. Me. Camp Counselor Jason. And his 500 lb seven-foot tall teddy bear.

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I need to post more often, but for now please accept this fairy princeling side-eying you from some ivy. He likes you; sneering is just fairy foreplay.

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Here’s my next post. This time about Noah’s Arc Circus. I tried to make it with all of the members, but some of them were a bit harder to write.I’m sorry that some Hc’s are shorter than others. I still had fun though.

Yandere Noah’s Arc Circus Hc’s

Jumbo

💪I started with the members who are harder for me to write. Jumbo is one of the most responsible in the group, in my opinion at least. That’s why I think he’s an aware Yandere, he knows his feelings aren’t normal.

💪Also the overprotective type, he saw some bad stuff in his past and swore to himself that nothing should ever harm his darling.

💪He has patience with others and can hold on for quite some time. But everyone has it‘s limits and so has he. His appearance is pretty intimidating and when someone gets too close to the s/o for his liking he’ll tower over them with a very scary look on his face. That’s enough to make everyone shiver in fear.

💪He’s on the more hesitant side to kill people for his darling. He already doesn’t like the fact that he has to kill for Baron Kelvin and then again, he knows his feelings aren’t normal. But when someone seriously harms his darling he looses it. This guy has some strength and will most likely beat the person up until they’re dead. But even then he’ll feel guilty about going as far as ending a human’s life for the s/o and will apologize to the corpse.

💪This depends on whether you’re a member from the circus or not. If you are then this guy has no need to worry about this and will spend nearly all of his free time with helping you with your training. If you aren’t then Jumbo will have a hard time on arguing with himself if he should do it or not. But if something terrible happens to you this will be a trigger event for him and he’ll take the s/o with him. He’ll give you freedom to walk around the place the circus stays and be more tolerant with his darling because he knows what he did was wrong. This guy will at least apologize to the s/o once a day for his behavior.

💪Overall a very tame Yandere who is really trying his best to make you as happy as he can.

Wendy & Peter

🤸‍♀️Since they’re nearly always together I decided to put them together. Both of them possess very different types. Wendy is a clingy and lovestruck Yandere who loves to be by her darling’s side and is absolutely adoring her s/o. This girl is almost like a lovesick puppy, ready to fulfill her darling’s every wish possible.

🤸‍♀️Peter is a more harsh, strict and possessive Yandere. He’s ready to use more force on them, always willing to insult and/or hurt them when necessary. He also expects his darling to behave well, wanting them to only look at him ( and Wendy). Peter was never able to have anything he wished for in his life. This time it’ll be different!

🤸‍♀️Both of them get jealous easily, but the way they act on it is different. Wendy will clinge onto the s/o’s side whining and pouting for attention. Peter’s reaction is worse. First of all he’ll yell at whoever made him jealous, after that he’ll grab his darling harshly and drag them somewhere more privately and then starts throwing a tantrum. If he’s angry enough he might even slap you.

🤸‍♀️The point of killing is often discussed between both of them and both of them have different opinions on it. Wendy already hates killing for Baron Kelvin and is very unsure about killing others. Peter is more determined when it comes to killing people for you. But without Wendy he has troubles killing so he needs to convince her first which is really hard. Only when someone hurts or tries to take their s/o away from them she’s willing to kill someone.

🤸‍♀️If you’re a member of the circus then there won’t be that much troubles. Wendy will just clinge constantly to her darling’s side and Peter will demand from the s/o to spend very much time with him. If you aren’t a member then again Peter will have to have a long discussion with Wendy, but in this situation it’ll be easier for him to talk her into it since Wendy loves you so much. As soon as they have you it’s a pure chaos! Wendy wants to take their s/o out, but Peter doesn’t and wants to lock the s/o in one of the circus wagons. Both of them have very different opinions about how to treat their darling and whenever one of them makes sure that you’re treated accordingly to their opinion the other one will somehow force you to do it the other way around.

🤸‍♀️These two balance each other pretty well out. Peter makes sure that Wendy doesn’t go too easy on you and that you get punishments and Wendy makes sure that Peter doesn’t go too harsh on you and that you aren’t the whole day locked inside the wagon. If we go individually with them Wendy is a more harmless one and Peter is one of the worse ones since he often lashes out on you and might even slap you.

Doll ( Aged up)

❣️Doll is a lovestruck, delusional and desperate Yandere. She grew up under terrible conditions and in her eyes her darling is some kind of angel. This girl is head over heels for the s/o and would do everything to make them happy. Her parents never really showed her much love so please give her as much as possible!

❣️Also a very clingy one. You can bet that she’ll always pop up wherever you are. Also a very touchstarved one, enjoying any kind of physical contact with her darling. Doesn’t matter if it’s hugging, holding hands or anything other than this. Give her some sort of physical affection and this girl will feel like she’s in heaven.

❣️Doll gets jealous easily and will glare at anyone who takes her darling’s attention away from her. But she doesn’t want you to find out so she just taps you on your shoulder and ask you with the brightest grin possible if you would like to do something with her.

❣️Killing is an absolute no for her. She can barely bring herself to kill people for Baron Kelvin and even though she sometimes has dark thoughts when it comes to her darling she just can’t bring herself to take more lifes than she already does. The furthest she is willing to go is hurting someone pretty badly, but only in extreme cases where her darling gets heavily hurt.

❣️If her s/o is part of the circus she makes sure that Joker assignes her and her darling for the same tent. If the s/o isn’t part of the circus this girl would have the hardest time of her life. She doesn’t want to kidnap them and risk the chance of involving them into the terrible activities her and the others do. So she starts thinking about just staying by her darling’s side. But she loves the other troupe members! But she also loves you… This poor girl will have the hardest time ever before finally making a decision.

❣️Doll is such a sweetheart for you. This girl is almost brainwashed for you and is ready to do whatever you ask her to. She’s very gullible what makes her easy to manipulate. I believe you’re able to have an almost normal relationship with her because she has an unique charm to her. All she really wants is your love.

Beast

🐅Beast strikes me as an overprotective and lovestruck Yandere. The moment she saw you for the first time she suddenly forgot all about Joker. Who’s Joker even compared to her lovely darling? It was like love at first sight even though she doesn’t believe in that. She knows how cruel this world is and how much it can damage people. That’s why she’s terrified that something might happen to her darling and always hovers over them, no matter what they’re doing.

🐅I think she’s also a manipulative type. She’ll tell her darling everything about her past, making them feel sorry for her like this. She’ll bring up the “terrible past card” when the s/o is about to leave her. She’s a great actor and can turn from an all though performer to a crying woman in only a few seconds, guilt tripping her s/o and making them stay with her whilst trying to comfort her. I can also imagine her as a desperate one, after all Joker never requited her love and she never really had someone who gave her the love she always wanted and needed.

🐅Beast has a pretty bad temper and that affects her jealousy. It’s truly a scary sight when this girl storms to whoever is talking to her darling with a dark look on her face and a whip in her hands. She’ll yell at the person, asking them why they don’t train on their performance whilst raising her whip threateningly.

🐅She doesn’t like killing very much, but if it comes to you she’s willing to change that. But she only kills a person when they pushed their luck too much, for example constantly trying to take the s/o away from her or even worse, hurting her darling. Then this person has a angry whip swinging woman with a wild tiger after them.

🐅Beast would never kidnap her darling. Much more the contrary, I can totally see her running away with her darling from the circus. If the s/o is a circus member themself and doesn’t want to leave she’ll tell them the true intention of the circus, but will make it sound like she’s a victim and was forced to take part in it. She’s a very good liar. After she’s convinced her darling she’ll make sure to run away with them as far as possible from the circus where both of them can start a happy life together. Of course she loves the members of the circus, but she loves her darling more.

🐅Beast is manipulative and will trick you into thinking that she hadn’t anything to do with all the kidnapping and killing. She uses her lies to make you stay with her for all of your life, but overall she’s a very nice and loving Yandere.

Dagger

🔪Lovestruck, obsessed and delusional, that’s all I have to say about this guy. He thinks both of you were born to be together and this boy can’t get enough of you. Beast is already forgotten the moment he layed his eyes on his darling. He makes sure to ask the s/o as many questions as possible. What’s their favorite color? What’s their favorite food? Are they in a relationship with anyone? What’s their ideal type? He wants to know everything!

🔪He’s also a clingy one as well as a worshipper. This guy won’t give the s/o any space to breathe and as soon as he isn’t near his darling he’ll freak out. For him his darling is the most beautiful and perfect creature that has ever wandered on this planet. He’ll compliment his darling about everything they do and as soon as someone even dares to say something against the s/o this guy will start throwing a fit. Also a very desperate guy, he needs your affection and love or else he’ll go insane.

🔪No one should dare to even look at his darling. He’s delusional and believes that the darling was simply born to be his and that he should be the only one who looks at them. He also believes that everyone wants to take them away from him. But he won’t let that happen! NEVER! Even the other members know to not come anywhere near the s/o if they don’t want a knife in their skull.

🔪He doesn’t kill! He just protects the s/o from anyone who wants to harm them or wants to take them away from him. There are so many bad people in the world and he just wants to make sure that his darling is safe. That is something completely different, right? In other words, Dagger is willing to leave quite the mess behind.

🔪In this point I think he would be similar to Beast, but for very different reasons. He’s something that’s even worse than paranoid. It doesn’t matter if the s/o is a circus member or not, his delusions make him believe that everyone wants his s/o for himself. At some point he couldn’t take it anymore and dragged them to some place where no one else could see them.

🔪Delusional Yanderes are always dangerous because they believe that every horrific thing they do is okay because it’s for their darling’s protection. Dagger will handcuff you to the bed if you try to escape and will cuddle you like there’s nothing wrong with it! At least he would never hurt you, but still. The worst is that he always tells you about who he killed, wanting you to know that he’s your knight in shining armor when in reality this terrifies you even more. If you ever tell him how much you hate him he’ll start crying rivers.

Joker

🤡Joker is the aware type of Yandere, he knows that these strong feelings he holds for the s/o aren’t healthy in the least bit. Also a possessive one, he treasures his darling so much and they’re like the only light in his dark life. There’s no way he’ll loose the only good thing in his life.

🤡Also the manipulative type. As the leader of the circus he has defined his way with words to pull someone in and he uses this on his s/o. He lures them to him and makes sure that they stay with him. I think of him as a desperate one too. Most of the times he’s very composed and calm, but there are these moments when he has a small breakdown and that’s when he needs his darling’s love the most.

🤡As mentioned above he is calm and composed and as the leader of the circus he’s careful that no one will get suspicious of him or the circus. But everyone has his limits and so does he. But even then he’s careful with his way of acting. He would most likely use his manipulations on the s/o to entice them away from the other person.

🤡With killing he’s careful as well, always worried that someone might find out. But when someone possesses a threat for his relationship with the s/o he’ll definitely starts planning on how to get rid of them without leaving any traces that will lead to him or the circus. He already killed people before so it doesn’t really matter if he kills some more for his darling’s sake. That’s at least what he thinks.

🤡Joker will kidnap the s/o. Here again he thinks that he already has done some bad stuff and kidnapping the darling and making sure that they can never leave him isn’t the worst sin he has committed in his life. He makes sure that one of the first-string members is always watching them. Some of them feel visibly sorry for the s/o, but they know what awaites them when they try to help Joker’s darling escape. Joker made sure that all of them know what happens to them then.

🤡Joker is one of the worse ones from this list. His possessiveness over you is already bad enough, but the biggest problem are his manipulative words in which he wraps you constantly up. It’s like you’re a moth that tries to refuse his lies that are like a bright burning fire. You’ll often break down in tears since he messes with your mind, starting to question what’s the truth and what’s a lie, what’s wrong and what’s right. When you’re in such a state Joker makes sure to embrace you with open arms whilst whispering sweet nothings in your ear, luring you even deeper into his trap.

Snake

⚕️Snake is the lovestruck and desperate type. He was never really loved by anyone, always seen as a freak because of his scales and his abilities. He never experienced love before, but whenever he’s near his darling his whole body tingles and he has this warm and nice feeling in his chest. Is that love? In his eyes his darling is pure perfection and even though he’s pretty shy around them he still yearns for some kind of affection from them. If they compliment him about his looks this guy will float on cloud nine for the rest of the whole day.

⚕️Snake is also overprotective, obessed and a stalker. He’s as mentioned very timid near his darling and prefers to watch them from the distance or to be specific, his snakes always watch over them. Like this he can also make sure that no one can harm them. His snakes will follow you everywhere you go and by the end of the day they’ll report to him, letting him know everything the s/o did that day. They also bring him often things from the darling which he treasures very much. He’ll build a shrine with the things from his darling. I wouldn’t recommend to write your thoughts or your daily routine in a diary because his snakes will steal that as well.

⚕️He’s self-conscious about himself and whenever the s/o has a good time with someone else this will increase even more. He doesn’t really want to kill, but some of his snakes think differently about this and try to talk him into letting them kill the person. I would even go as far as saying that even if he doesn’t agree with them they’ll remove the person secretly without him knowing. The snakes care deeply for him and want him to be happy and no one is allowed to take his precious darling away from Snake!

⚕️The only times when he actually agrees with his snakes to let them kill someone is when a person hurt you. That’s the only time he allows them to kill someone and you can bet that the snakes make sure that the person will die a more than agonizing death.

⚕️He doesn’t really want to kidnap his darling, but his snakes think differently. Their master deserves to be happy as well! So even if he disagrees with them they’ll make sure to kidnap the s/o. Even if Snake demands to set the darling free they’ll use manipulation on him. It’s only a question of time until the hey have convinced him. The only scenario where he agrees to keep his darling with him is when they get really badly hurt and he couldn’t protect them. This realization that he can’t protect them always breaks this man’s heart and that’s when he allows the snakes to kidnap you.

⚕️He isn’t such a bad Yandere, the problem here are his snakes who often try to talk him into things. They always watch you and if you are scared of snakes this will be a living nightmare for you. But Snake himself is such a sweetheart to you, often to shy to even look at the beautiful you. Give him love and this guy will be the happiest man on the whole world.

author’s note: I like to think that this takes place shortly after the gang realizes that they’re in love! I also wanted to take a more harem route on this (bc this blog is all about self indulgence, duh) so there are more mentions of the boys getting jealoooous ꉂ(´艸`●) anywho, I had a blast writing this and I hope you have a blast reading it!!

❥ ┋ ❝ bucci gang & how you know that they’re in love!

bruno bucciarati.

tries not to make it obvious that he’s assigning more missions with you. Bucciarati tries to sprinkle in assignments where you work alone when he can; those days, he’ll tag along in the car just to spend a little more time with you. this infuriates Fugo to no end.

(you can’t help but notice Fugo being unusually snarky at most everything Bucciarati says during the ride.)

he starts to ask for your opinion on how to handle new missions. part of it is because he genuinely values your take, part of it is to spend time alone with you. ↳ “ah… I see. you make a valid point there. I’m glad that I came to you first, you always have such valuable insight.”

Bucciarati had always requested an update after a mission’s completion, but recently, those conversations seem to go longer. he asks more details about the mission, if there was anything interesting about it. if you mention you got hurt, he’ll ensure you get the best care Italy has to offer.

like a true gentleman, he always makes time to walk you home at night. you live on the opposite side of time from him, and despite your protests, he insists that it’s fine. ↳ “please, [Name]. I’d rather do this than wake up tomorrow to find that something happened to you.”

sometimes old ladies will giggle if they see you and Bucciarati on walks together. if you ask what they think is so funny, they’ll comment that it’s so nice to see him finally making time for relationships.

he’s smooth about brushing them off, however. he calls you a good friend, but subtly hints that he’s interested in entering the dating world.

unofficial first date: he takes his time walking you home after a meeting. casually suggests that you should walk along Naples’s port. after all, it’s a warm summer night. why waste it? he would let you carry the conversation since he loves hearing your voice, and would only chime in as he sees fit. you note that throughout the entire night, Bucciarati has a smile on his lips.

leone abbacchio.

obviously not as rude as usual. he’ll still make snippy comments at you as he sees fit, but he also offers praise (a concept that you’re not quite used to yet). with enough time, those snippy comments turn into teasing. ↳ “jesus, [Name], you want three shots? was Mista really that unbearable to partner with this week?”

once that happens, he’ll direct his comments to the others. he’s ruthless when it comes to insulting the others’ attempts at wooing you (especially if it’s Giorno). Narancia will be the first to object, calling him out on trying to impress you too.

he’ll just shrug when this happens. it’s not his fault that their motives are so apparent.

anyway, Abbacchio has always been the type to put the mission before anything else. but during a particularly rough stand battle, you notice that he made the extra effort to guarantee your safety. though you do try to confront him, he brushes it off. ↳ “we wouldn’t have been able to advance without you. fight harder next time so I don’t have to save your ass again.”

you can’t help but notice the slight pink on his cheeks. caught red-handed, it seems.

if you’re going on a mission by yourself, Abbacchio will take the time to stop you and wish you good luck. brief and straightforward, nothing too fancy.

he’s willing to do things if you ask. before he’d tell you to ask someone else, but now… he might scoff or sigh or do nothing at all, but he’ll still accept.

surprisingly, he becomes the most comfortable to be around when things get quiet. Abbacchio is a firm believer that strong relationships don’t need to have mindless chatter. if you don’t have anything to say, he won’t push it, and that’s okay. no awkward silences will come from him.

unofficial first date: he invites you back to his place after a meeting. it’s raining and he doesn’t live far. he would make you any drink you fancy, but would be especially amused if you requested alcohol. it’s a casual affair; talk a little, watch some TV if that’s your thing. would let you stay the night if you wanted to! he wouldn’t make it weird, though. he’d just make his bed for you while he takes the couch.

giorno giovanna.

he starts talking to you more than anyone else in the gang. you took Giorno as the kind of person who won’t speak unless spoken to during moments of peace, so to have him casually start conversation with you feels… odd. but not uncomfortable.

he’s not fond of fighting for your attention amongst the gang. hence, he tries to make small yet meaningful impressions on you. he’ll order your usual at Libeccio if you’re running late (you didn’t even tell him what it was, he picked up after countless meetings) or leave you your favorite dessert at your doorstep on your days off (he remembered it from an off-hand comment).

on that note, Giorno starts leaving little things around for you, such as a single flower on your desk. small gifts that he knows would make you happy, even if for a moment. he himself gets happy thinking about your smile.

he would compliment you if he found it appropriate (usually for your fighting), but now he compliments you on everything. just in quieter ways. ↳ “you coordinated this plan flawlessly, [Name]. I truly wonder if there’s anything you can’t do.”

surprisingly, he also starts teasing you. nothing major, he just starts being more friendly toward you. his nonchalant exterior melts for something more familiar. ↳ “you must really like the rain. that’s the third time this week you’ve forgotten an umbrella. it’s alright, though, I brought one for the both of us.”

he’s honestly a pro at handling Abbacchio’s accusations. he plays it cool, saying that you’ve both gotten closer lately. he emphasizes the “closer” part, though. it might be considered sadistic on his part, but he enjoys watching his superior get annoyed.

(which, of course, irritates Abbacchio a lot.)

unofficial first date: he asks you to accompany him to his campus; apparently his school has rare frog species in the bio labs and he needs to observe it “for reference.” walks you through the biology department and shares what he knows about each species present. he loves amusing you with neat little fun facts, but he loves seeing your face light up at the cute little creatures more.

guido mista.

he’s the first to compliment you. about anything, really. how well your new shirt fits you, how your skin looks a little brighter today. all of it is genuine, and all of it is to see you smile just from something that he said. Giorno comments that he’s being overbearing.

(he retaliates by saying that there’s no harm in being nice to another teammate. Mista tries to be nonchalant about it, but he’s actually embarrassed that he’s that easy to read.)

he’ll follow you around everywhere. if you say that you’re going to run to the corner store before the meeting starts, he’ll tag along. if you mention you’re going to Chiaia this weekend to go shopping, he’ll casually mention that he’s going there too and that you should meet up.

the Pistols start paying more attention to you. they’ll dance around your shoulders, play on your hands — anything to get your attention. Mista gets flustered when this happens and barks at them to come back. ↳ “oi, what the hell do you think you’re doing?! leave them alone!”

this rarely works, though.

(Mista never even gets the chance to confess that he loves you. the Pistols do it before he can. because of that, he would likely be the first to confess to you.)

he’s a sucker for pop culture. if he hasn’t watched it, he’ll tune in to any movie or TV show that you like. he’s desperate to get closer to you so there really isn’t a downside to this, even if he doesn’t like it. he’d then talk about it to you, discussing plot elements and whatnot. ↳ “whaaaa? okay, okay, okay. back up. so he purposely killed himself to force his kids to come together?”

unofficial first date: the most traditional out of the gang. he asks if you want to join him to watch a movie starring your favorite actor / actress. would pay for your ticket too, obviously. he tries to play it cool, though! just going as two friends…. yeah…… friends…… he won’t pull any funny business but he’d love to discuss your thoughts on the movie afterwards.

narancia ghirga.

Narancia is the most obvious about his feelings for you outside of Mista.

for one thing, he starts saving a seat for you next to him at Libeccio. Narancia gets defensive if anyone tries to take it. Bucciarati has to intervene by asking him to stop and let you sit wherever you want preferably next to Bucciarati himself.

likewise, he sits really close to you. like, shoulders-almost-touching close. he’d back away if you ask, however.

he’s bad at taking criticisms from the others (he would be the worst if it wasn’t for Fugo). if he gets called out by Bucciarati, he’ll sink in his seat and pout. if anyone else does it, he’ll challenge them and call them hypocrites. it’s an uncomfortable situation.

when that does happen, he’ll scoff and say that you should leave with him. ↳ “ugh, I can’t stand this place. c’mon, let’s go somewhere else.”

he’ll invite himself to your missions if he can beat Mista to it. insists that you need backup and that Aerosmith can guarantee your safety. after all, his stand is meant for detecting threats.

if he does manage to tag along, you notice that Narancia starts showing off during missions. not only does he fight more aggressively, he also has Aerosmith do all sorts of flashy moves.

he looks up to you so much. he sees you as a role model of sorts, often thinking what you would do in certain scenarios. it helps him rationalize situations and keep his cool under pressure. ↳ “okay. relax. what would [Name] do…?”

unofficial first date: he asks if you’d like to see something cool after shopping for snacks post-meeting. from there, he leads you to the rooftop of a nearby residential building. it’s a struggle to get up there since you have to climb an array of pipes and balconies to reach it, but he helps you up. it’s quiet on the roof, and you can peacefully talk about life with nothing but a couple sodas and the stars above you. 

pannacotta fugo.

always volunteers to drive you to your missions. any more time with you is time well spent. Mista catches onto this quickly and will promptly tease him anytime Fugo offers a ride.

on that note, he gets really defensive if someone teases him about wanting to spend more time with you. hands down, he’s the worst at handling others calling him out. it might trigger an outburst regardless if they were joking or not.

oddly enough, however, he immediately relaxes if you so much as clasp his shoulder. part of it is that your touch is so gentle he can ease up. part of it is he’s embarrassed for losing control in front of you. he gets flustered afterwards. ↳ “I’m sorry you had to see me like that. let’s move on.”

he’s more patient with you than the others. he hates repeating himself, but you notice that he doesn’t seem to make an issue when it comes to you (much to Narancia’s chagrin).

if you’re going on a mission by yourself, Fugo makes the effort to stop you before you head out. he’d ask that you be careful and that if you need any help to let him know. however, he tries to cover that up and say that he knows you’re capable.

likewise, he’s a lot more doting on you now. he’s the first to check up on you following a mission. if you’re hurt, he wouldn’t hesitate to tend to you (not before chastising you). ↳ “tch. I told you to be more careful, and this is how you respond? you really are hopeless… but I’m glad that this cut isn’t anything major.”

he detests how the others act around you. how Mista and Narancia are always inviting themselves to your missions, how Bucciarati is quick to walk you back home, how cool Abbacchio is around you despite his own feelings… Fugo wishes he could be more forward with you, but he knows that’s just not who he is.

unofficial first date: he asks you to accompany him to the archives of a library. it’s for “research” he claims, to look up something relevant for the next mission. he would show you all the dumb records that the library contains. he loves sharing something so small with you! but he loves it even more when he can make you laugh. feeling something other than anger is an event he can only experience with you.

Eros and Psyche

Wolf’s Bane

(Visually inspired by the Roman mythology of Romulus and Remus.)