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To My Estranged Horse Brother:

I am sure you are wondering why I have broken into your stable and begun reading this letter put loud to you from a magnificent scroll. Well you see, it is because you cannot read. I do not hold this against you. It is the nature of being a horse.

I have held your horsehood against you for all of my life. I believed that Father loved you more than I because you had hooves and could run so fast and stomp on the heads of the son he was disappointed in. I still believe this to be true, but now I know it is not your fault you were beloved and I was despised. I should never have fed you avocados (poisonous to your kind). I should have poisoned Father instead.

You did not mean to kick me in the head. You were just scared, and lashing out in violence. I understand now. I do the same. We all have our inner demons, our Joker Rage. Your eyes always held such love, and I never saw it. I am trying not to fear you. I am trying to love you, the only brother I have.

I love you, Bucephalus.

Ovulating!

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i think too many people misinterpret what i mean when i say i ship billford. like no, i do not want them to be together happily eventually. i dont even want them to be together. the ship so goddamn toxic that there is only misery and old broken remnants of feelings and longing for something that couldve been but never will be. they will never be happy in each others lives and i want to keep it that way. dont get it twisted thinking im just shipping cute little yaoi and i want them to kiss in canon. no. this is something much deeper and intimate and painful. this aint my first Toxic Old Man Yaoi rodeo and it wont be my last. there is no happiness here.

only three panels today i apologize

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.