Because I Couldnt Find A Single Post With ALL Of The Leaked Hazbin Hotel Audition Sheets, I Made One

Because I couldnt find a single post with ALL of the leaked Hazbin Hotel audition sheets, I made one my goshdang self.

I can name all 206 bones in the human body and the quickest way to break each and every one of them

Fuck self modesty! Tell me something you know you're great at! I'll start. I'm a great cook.

"That Alastor Youtooz is blackface!"

"Blitz was being sexually harassed!"

"Viv is mocking her fanbase!"

"The *SLURS* t-shirt is offensive!"

Wasnt too going but I did get a boyfriend!

I got inspired by this post 🥺♥️

I Found something that fit a little too well:

Underworld from Epic the Musical: Helluva Boss Version:

Blitz: My friends, this land confuses your mind. So no matter what we find, full speed ahead. Until we find the prophet. Good.

Blitz:....All I hear are screams. Everytime I dare to close my eyes. I no longer dream. Only nightmares of those who've died. Nothing's as it seems. And here in the underworld the past seems so close behind. This land confuses your mind.

Verosika: When, does a man become a monster?

Barb: Why would you run away from us when ruthlessness is mercy?

Blitz: all I hear are screams, Everytime I dare to close my eyes. I no longer dream. Only nightmares of those who've died. Nothing's as it seems. Cause In the underworld the seems close behind. I keep thinking of the fire from that night. I keep thinking of the fire from that night.

Fizz: This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms.

Blitz: Fizz!

Fizz: Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart. No matter the place, we can light up the world here's how to start. Greet the world with open arms, greet the world with open arms!

Blitz: Fizz ....

Tilla: Waiting

Blitz: That voice...it can't be

Tilla: waiting

Blitz:....Mom?

Tilla: Blitzo when you come home I'll be waiting. Even if youre the last thing I see I'll be waiting.

Blitz: I'm right here mom can't you see? I'm

Both: waiting....

Blitz: I took too long....

Tilla: I'll always love you

Blitz: And ventured too far....

Tilla: I'll stay in your heart.

Blitz: while you were

Both: waiting, waiting, waiting.....

Blitz: Bye mom.

......

Blitz: ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMS

Everyone: all I hear are screams

Blitz: EVERYTIME I DARE TO CLOSE MY EYES

Blitz: I NO LONGER DREAM

Everyone: I no longer dream

Blitz: ONLY NIGHTMARES OF THOSE WHOVE DIED.

Everyone: nothing's as it seems

Blitz: NOTHINGS AS IT SEEMS

Everyone: cause in the underworld your past is always close behind

Blitz: Your past is always close behind, down in the underworld.