Honestly, No One Is Doing It Like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's Royalty. He's Homeless. He's A Convicted Criminal.

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

Naur zoro don’t get trapped in silent hill ur so sexy

king of pirates takes fattest bong rip(?)

lil comic bout choppers nose bc I rewatched drum island arc

This took way too fucking long but I need everyone to be on the same page that Sanji gets absolutely no fucking play

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a symbiotic relationship of sorts...