I Love Barbie But America Ferrera's Best Monologue Is Actually The "why Haven't You Killed Yourself"

I love Barbie but America Ferrera's best monologue is actually the "why haven't you killed yourself" monologue from Superstore

the thought of buck and eddie going canon with buck’s curls all loose and eddie having a bushy little mustache is making me shake. it makes everything feel more intimate to me. i’m just imagining their first kiss and it’s like: they’re in eddie’s kitchen and buck’s making dinner- eddie’s “helping” him but all he’s really doing is trying to make buck laugh. buck’s looking for the garlic mincer and eddie’s hiding it behind his back; they tussle around the kitchen for it until buck finally traps eddie against the counter and tries to take it away from him. they’re breathing heavy and both of their eyes are twinkling with pure fondness and eddie could just give buck the garlic mincer but he doesn’t want to. he tells buck as such and then before either of them realizes what’s happening- they’re kissing. eddie’s fingers are instantly twisting into buck’s curls and buck’s giggling at eddie’s mustache tickling his upper lip. they can’t stop smiling so they keep having to stop kissing, and during those breaks from kissing- they are whispering confessions of how much the curls and mustache have been respectively driving the both of them crazy.

Rahul Kohli made the mistake of saying reylo doesn't make him horny and then he apologized saying it DOES make him horny and now this is happening in the comments under his apology

my lady jane ± tropes

happy national can opener day. iykyk.

you shittalked my partner one time so i’ve had one sided beef with you forever but now that we’re broken up i can say that you were in the right and have never been wrong in your life

why is this the actual funniest fucking message ive ever gotten