Hello Average Tumblr User. I Want To Play A Game. In Front Of You Is A Female Character. And I Want You

hello average tumblr user. i want to play a game. in front of you is a female character. and i want you to genuinely and earnestly care about her without shipping her with a man, make her the mean lesbian best friend or the 'mum' friend. if you cannot manage to do this in the next 45 minutes i will release the hounds on you. live or die. make your choice

the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

#me when I lie to get out of an assignment

911 + dumb buck moments

Some of you genuinely think a woman can be so privilleged that she stops being oppressed on the basis of being a woman, and that a man can be so oppressed he can stop having access to male privilege. And that's not how it works.

It's especially scary from those of you who insist loudly on being intersectional liberal socialists etc because I'm forced to worry about what else you think works that way.

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money