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dyl, The Mega One Piece Fan‼️ INTP 5w4

Dylan/Doppio!They/them ?(Genderfluid)One piece, True crime, Deathnote, fnaf, drawing, jjba, demon slayer, etcEnjoy any and every shitpost I make LMAO

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Modern AU Crocodad, Having A Normal One.

"I found this on your doorstep!!" Luffy chirps in happily holding a small pastry box with 'Cake' written in cursive on it. "I haven't ordered anything, throw it out." Crocodile orders grumpily his face hidden behind the newspaper, Luffy's modeling on the front page. "No way! It's a cake!" "It's probably spiked with something." Luffy ignores his father grabbing a handful of cake with his bare hands, unhinging his jaw with a horrible expression about to devour the poor cake. "Tsk!" Crocodile slaps him with his newspaper causing him to bite his tongue and crunch the cake. "If you get poisoned here I'll be the one blamed for it you know?!" "You'll be fiiiiine!" Luffy gobbles his crumbled cake piece as fast as he can while Crocodile slaps him repeatably with the papers.
"What are you scared if anyway? Another ten years on your life sentence?" Luffy asks sheepishly hiding behind the box with an uncomfortable smile. An arrow points to him explaining 'is the reason he was caught'. "It's technically not a-" "Just eat!!!" Luffy cuts him, putting down another piece of cake on the table next to Crocodile's tiny cappuccino, he looks at it utterly disgusted.
Sitting in his lavish living room Crocodile stares some more before poking it with his newspapers, next to him Luffy keeps on eating hunched forward on his chair like a gremlin. "...Does it taste like almond?" Crocodile ask after a pause. "Yeah." He sighs and grabs his phone, tucking the newspaper under his armpit. "I'm calling an ambulance." He explained, resigned as Luffy starts to look unwell.

Modern AU crocodad, having a normal one.

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