I Was Explaining My Sexuality To My Coworkers Abt How Im Both Asexual And Into Kink Culture, And After

i was explaining my sexuality to my coworkers abt how im both asexual and into kink culture, and after a minute my coworker said "Oh! It's like, you don't play the FNaF games, but you like the lore!" and i haven't recovered

hylia: okay so here's what's gonna happen. i'm gonna be reborn with my dead boyfriend so that we can save the world together when demise inevitably returns, okay? and then after that, we can just chill. and since we'll be mortal we'll die again at some point, but it's okay we can just reincarnate again and be together again. and we'll protect the triforce but it'll be peaceful with demise dead. it'll be great.

demise, about to create his OWN mortal-sona so he can reincarnate and fuck with link and zelda forever: i think love should lose

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

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HermitCraft Season 10

Saturday, February 3rd.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST TOP 3 WE COULD'VE HOPED FOR

Transformers has cannon robot mpreg check mate nerds