Impas Clothes Arnt As Good As Zeldas But I Really Like Her Hair!

Impa’s clothes arnt as good as Zelda’s but I really like her hair!

The whole “I’m not like other girls” movement should really be called the “I don’t want men to treat me the way they treat other women” movement because that’s what it really is. Women know that a girl who wears makeup is as respectable as a girl who wears none. A girl who’s played every Final Fantasy game is as respectable as a girl who digs Candy Crush. A woman who started her own law firm is as respectable as a single mom who works in the service industry. A girl who enjoys casual sex is as respectable as a girl who has never had her first kiss. A lesbian who has no interest in men is as respectable as a straight girl who loves her boyfriend. A girl who reads People magazine is as respectable as a girl who reads Dostoyevsky.

Women have been extensively shamed for saying “I’m not like other girls” when what they are really saying, maybe without knowing it, is “I’ve heard the way men talk about specific types of women, typically women who do things that they don’t understand or relate to, and I really, really want them to separate me from that and see me as a person who is worthy of being respected.” How much respect a woman gets from men is very rarely indicative of how much she deserves.

“I don’t want you to treat me the way you treat other girls, because you treat other girls like shit.”

Sand Snakes in Iceland

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

My authors brain is a mess.

So I have this notes I add to every now and then when I think up good lines, jokes, or one liners, and I was just adding one and the stupidest thing came to mind,

“Tell me I sexy,

Tell me im pretty,

Tell me im….

He could never

Fact of having hair- we shed, and it gets on our clothes.

Fact of having LONG hair- the hair you shed is long and dose not magical disappear in the washing machine.

Unfortunate result- SOMEHOW hair will get in your socks and feeling a piece of hair in between your toes in the middle of the night is WORSE then wet socks.