Reasons Jimin Can Whoop Your Ass In Every Damn Aspect Of Life.
Reasons Jimin can whoop your ass in every damn aspect of life.
Predebut
โข Valedictorian ( highest ranked student )
โข Class president for nine years.
โข Only freshman to recieve a martial scholarship to China.
โข 6 overseas offers.
โข Overall #1 in math and chemistry.
โข #1 in Busan street battles for two years.
โข Just dance academy let him learn dance for free cause nobody could deny that natural talent.
โข Professionally trained in Ballet, contemporary, street, traditional Korean dance and hip hop.
โข Learned Geomdo for 8 years.
โข Has a black belt in Taekwondo.
โข #1 rank in school despite being a dancer since 8th grade and spending most his time dancing.
Post debut
โข Had the shortest trainee period and still debuted as the lead vocalist and the main dancer of BTS. ( enourmous flex )
โข Has the most commercially successful solo on the wings album; the masterpiece that is Lie which stayed on melon charts for 8 weeks, the longest in the groups solos.
โข His โlieโ was the only solo song on the top 30 kpop songs streamed on Spotify along with psy.
โข โLieโ was the only BTS solo to enter iTunes top 100 chart.
โข Has the most views on his solo comeback trailer out of all; serendipity the Queen.
โข Has the most watched fancam in kpop history; The holy fake love fancam.
โข Jiminโs solos โlieโ & โserendipityโ made history when they surpassed 50 m streams on Spotify for the first time after psy as korean solo songs.
โข The only idol mentioned on guardians best solo boy band members along with the resident king, G dragon.
โข #1 idol in all of Korea based on the Gallup poll 2018 which does the actual polling and estimates for elections and stuff so I mean, thatโs fucking reliable.
โข #1 brand ranking multiple times including December 2018.
โข His new solo โpromiseโ became the most streamed song on soundcloud in 24 hours, not only breaking Drakeโs record but also becoming the most popoular BTS song on the platform crossing 16M.
And all of this is when Iโm only counting the things that actually matter and not shitty websites and random polling.
Being average has never been a Jimin thing. His whole life has been a flex.
Just cause he is humble and doesnโt talk about his achievements doesnโt mean we as his fans wonโt.
So yeah, if yโall think Jimin has no solo achievements in his life or career try and come at me personally, with all due respect,
โIโll show youโ

Be an intellectual and go stream promise.๐
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; Genre: Crack, angst
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; Warnings: Mentions of death
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From your viewpoint on the side, observing his performance for the night you couldnโt help but find yourself oddly enamoured with him. He seemed to have some magnetic pull that meant every eye in the large club was on him, despite the fact that it was hard to even see him properly from this far back.
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Not that it would matter to the crowd who screamed in ecstasy as they danced the night away, the vast majority drunk on alcohol while a good portion are likely drugged up too. Many of them are simply losing themselves in the music, the rhythms and flows that DJ Plouton creates, world famous and often ripping up the music charts.
Itโs as you watch him blow a kiss to a girl at the front, before he winks at the guy next to her, that you realise Park Jimin has the crowd in the palm of his hand and he knows it. Heโs good at his job, and his job is to make people feel good with music.
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I know itโs easy to keep stereotyping Yoongi as cold/lazy/cut off kind of person but sometimes i think it gets to a point where itโs wrong and hurtful in the fandom. And so hereโs a list of reasons Min Yoongi is a warm, hard working individual with a personality that is multi-faceted and beautiful.
was a member of the student council when he was in school and was always helping people who approached him and writing them encouraging messages, contrary to popular โbad boyโ image belief.
works into late hours of the night, even goes without sleeping when heโs concentrating on composing a new song/lyrics and spends hours on end in the studio
on that note, it is said he recorded the way he said โbulteoruneโ about 200 times before he was satisfied with how it sounded
despite not being the lead dancer, is almost never criticized for his dance skills because he clearly works hard on it, whether or not heโs the best
again, a side note that he spent his birthday with hoseok practicing dance that hoseok taught him
his stage presence is full of energy and he even kneeled down and bowed for a good minute of stage when he knew his parents were in the crowd, and otherwise also displays emotions on stage, including crying
gets shy and touched when members throw him a surprise birthday party
extremely considerate of what fans think/feel, unlike a lot of other idols. heโs responsible enough to know the effect his words have on fans and therefore constantly promotes a healthy body image, saying he doesnโt have ideal an outfit/weight/height/personality type
that time he spent his own money to buy personal gifts/write different messages for 300+ fans on his birthday, and then did it again the next year too
branching off to the time when he got asked on a radio interview what heโd do with the royalties of the songs he produced (jump/tomorrow) and he replied that heโd take the band and stuff out for lunch with his own money
that time he bought all the kids in bts ice cream without asking and won them toys in AHL and they were so happy about it
that time hoseok wasnโt eating because he lost and yoongi said he couldnโt eat if his dongsaegs werenโt eating and that he was full just watching him eat, giving him his share of food
doesnโt care that heโs not a good singer and sings loudly and shamelessly when heโs in the mood
the new years day yoongi didnโt spend with own family just because hoseok was lonely in the dorms
that one time jungkook jumped on yoongi and hugged him and yoongi looked like he might just die from happiness
when he laughs when something is too funny and no noise comes out and he claps around like a seal and itโs so so adorable
said he likes smart girls who he could have long conversations with/hear her stories and she was good with computers
actually gets super flattered and smug when people find his sass funny
that time they were on running man and had to run for boxes and ran so fast he was far ahead of even jungkook
that time namjoon was supposed to perform on stage and yoongi was deadpan the whole performance until it was namjoonโs turn, and then he has laughing and singing and screaming and being super supportive
once when the members were just annoying jungkook a little and yoongi sensed jungkook felt a little sad so he wordlessly reached out to him and petted him and said โI think heโs adorableโ
on that note, always sensing the members discomfort/sadness and being a silent supporter and saying encouraging things to make them feel better
never holds back of compliments. ever.
he is a wonderful, multi-faceted man with emotions other than being โdead insideโ and loves the people around him so much and is full of appreciation and support for them and endlessly a source of strength for them.
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