Reasons Jimin Can Whoop Your Ass In Every Damn Aspect Of Life.

Reasons Jimin can whoop your ass in every damn aspect of life.

Predebut

• Valedictorian ( highest ranked student )

• Class president for nine years.

• Only freshman to recieve a martial scholarship to China.

• 6 overseas offers.

• Overall #1 in math and chemistry.

• #1 in Busan street battles for two years.

• Just dance academy let him learn dance for free cause nobody could deny that natural talent.

• Professionally trained in Ballet, contemporary, street, traditional Korean dance and hip hop.

• Learned Geomdo for 8 years.

• Has a black belt in Taekwondo.

• #1 rank in school despite being a dancer since 8th grade and spending most his time dancing.

Post debut

• Had the shortest trainee period and still debuted as the lead vocalist and the main dancer of BTS. ( enourmous flex )

• Has the most commercially successful solo on the wings album; the masterpiece that is Lie which stayed on melon charts for 8 weeks, the longest in the groups solos.

• His ‘lie’ was the only solo song on the top 30 kpop songs streamed on Spotify along with psy.

• ‘Lie’ was the only BTS solo to enter iTunes top 100 chart.

• Has the most views on his solo comeback trailer out of all; serendipity the Queen.

• Has the most watched fancam in kpop history; The holy fake love fancam.

• Jimin’s solos ‘lie’ & ‘serendipity’ made history when they surpassed 50 m streams on Spotify for the first time after psy as korean solo songs.

• The only idol mentioned on guardians best solo boy band members along with the resident king, G dragon.

• #1 idol in all of Korea based on the Gallup poll 2018 which does the actual polling and estimates for elections and stuff so I mean, that’s fucking reliable.

• #1 brand ranking multiple times including December 2018.

• His new solo “promise” became the most streamed song on soundcloud in 24 hours, not only breaking Drake’s record but also becoming the most popoular BTS song on the platform crossing 16M.

And all of this is when I’m only counting the things that actually matter and not shitty websites and random polling.

Being average has never been a Jimin thing. His whole life has been a flex.

Just cause he is humble and doesn’t talk about his achievements doesn’t mean we as his fans won’t.

So yeah, if y’all think Jimin has no solo achievements in his life or career try and come at me personally, with all due respect,

“I’ll show you”

Be an intellectual and go stream promise.👑

I know it’s easy to keep stereotyping Yoongi as cold/lazy/cut off kind of person but sometimes i think it gets to a point where it’s wrong and hurtful in the fandom. And so here’s a list of reasons Min Yoongi is a warm, hard working individual with a personality that is multi-faceted and beautiful.

was a member of the student council when he was in school and was always helping people who approached him and writing them encouraging messages, contrary to popular ‘bad boy’ image belief.

works into late hours of the night, even goes without sleeping when he’s concentrating on composing a new song/lyrics and spends hours on end in the studio

on that note, it is said he recorded the way he said ‘bulteorune’ about 200 times before he was satisfied with how it sounded

despite not being the lead dancer, is almost never criticized for his dance skills because he clearly works hard on it, whether or not he’s the best

again, a side note that he spent his birthday with hoseok practicing dance that hoseok taught him

his stage presence is full of energy and he even kneeled down and bowed for a good minute of stage when he knew his parents were in the crowd, and otherwise also displays emotions on stage, including crying

gets shy and touched when members throw him a surprise birthday party

extremely considerate of what fans think/feel, unlike a lot of other idols. he’s responsible enough to know the effect his words have on fans and therefore constantly promotes a healthy body image, saying he doesn’t have ideal an outfit/weight/height/personality type

that time he spent his own money to buy personal gifts/write different messages for 300+ fans on his birthday, and then did it again the next year too

branching off to the time when he got asked on a radio interview what he’d do with the royalties of the songs he produced (jump/tomorrow) and he replied that he’d take the band and stuff out for lunch with his own money

that time he bought all the kids in bts ice cream without asking and won them toys in AHL and they were so happy about it

that time hoseok wasn’t eating because he lost and yoongi said he couldn’t eat if his dongsaegs weren’t eating and that he was full just watching him eat, giving him his share of food

doesn’t care that he’s not a good singer and sings loudly and shamelessly when he’s in the mood

the new years day yoongi didn’t spend with own family just because hoseok was lonely in the dorms

that one time jungkook jumped on yoongi and hugged him and yoongi looked like he might just die from happiness

when he laughs when something is too funny and no noise comes out and he claps around like a seal and it’s so so adorable

said he likes smart girls who he could have long conversations with/hear her stories and she was good with computers

actually gets super flattered and smug when people find his sass funny

that time they were on running man and had to run for boxes and ran so fast he was far ahead of even jungkook

that time namjoon was supposed to perform on stage and yoongi was deadpan the whole performance until it was namjoon’s turn, and then he has laughing and singing and screaming and being super supportive

once when the members were just annoying jungkook a little and yoongi sensed jungkook felt a little sad so he wordlessly reached out to him and petted him and said ‘I think he’s adorable’

on that note, always sensing the members discomfort/sadness and being a silent supporter and saying encouraging things to make them feel better

never holds back of compliments. ever.

he is a wonderful, multi-faceted man with emotions other than being ‘dead inside’ and loves the people around him so much and is full of appreciation and support for them and endlessly a source of strength for them.

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Night Stalker

; Vampire Hunter!Hoseok x Reader

; Genre: Angst, violence, smut, a bit of fluff,

; Word Count: 17.6k

; Warnings: Death, MC gets attacked, slight stalking at the beginning, biting, slight blood play, penetrative sex, oral sex (receiving), fingering, choking kink, bondage, rough sex, dom!Hoseok, sub!reader, spanking,

; Synopsis: Vampires are a thing of legend, and yet you find yourself being saved by a self-proclaimed vampire hunter. Only your saviour is half-vampire himself, and struggles with his base instincts. What happens when you get to know him more and feel an attraction you can’t help?

; A/N: Inspired by Blade…not quite Blade but definitely taking heavy inspo from it! Was only supposed to be a drabble…obviously not a drabble. Let me know what you think please as this wasn’t even meant to be a thing yet I really enjoyed writing it :)

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Centuries of instinct is telling you that there is something wrong, and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that the source of your discomfort is the eerie figure that has been walking a good twenty feet behind you for the last four blocks. You’re not sure if they’re trying to be conspicuous or if this is their terrible attempt at subtle stalking but it has your metaphorical hackles raised anyway.

Shoulders hunching together even more, you quicken your pace as much as you can without it looking suspicious and listen to the way your Converse slap against the wet concrete floor. You haven’t even seen a car cruise past yet, but you’re not too surprised given it’s 3 in the morning.

Cursing Alex and his incessant need to go out partying whenever there’s even a whiff of pot in the air, you lament the fact you’d agree to take on his shift at the convenience store. And you then curse the fact that you’d applied for a job so damn far from your apartment.

The walk is nice and almost leisurely in the day, but in the foreboding atmosphere of the night it’s horrifying. Yellow tinged street lights flicker and buzz in the almost silence, the only sign of civilisation being the faint sirens and sounds of cars in the distance and you shiver as a cool breeze passes by.

Holding the strap of your bag closer to your body, you tug the material of your jacket and try to make yourself look as small and non-descript as possible. Eyes flickering up from your red and white sneakers to the vivid neon of the 24/7 alcohol store just up ahead, you let out a brief sigh of relief at the sign of people.

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