Dear Diary,

Dear Diary,

I got so fucking wet from talking to a (somewhat older) dude. Soaked thru my boxers.

Dear Diary,

i lasted 1 min 33 secs. rookie numbers but stfu im getting sonic :3

i alsoooo wanna pass out.

math is rlly hard.

my neighbours letting me drive his mew fancy sports car next week. fhh jgjdjsksndjjshfj its so cool agahsjdj.

Dear Diary,

ITS FUCKING KINKTOBER LETS GOOO ABDHJS

Dear Diary,

social battery is low. gf is overwhelming. need my fp rn 😞😞🎀

Dear Diary,

uh hey. im barty. stoners hmu.

yea im a slut. uhhhh idk what to put here. im just a boy 😰😔. ummmmm hmu. anons r on… if u wanna send me death threats ill wank to em. idk..

Dear Diary,

I LOVE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND OHHHH WEIRD STONER GIRLS ILY MWAH MWAHWAH KGJDHFJ