Nobody Is Allowed To Be A Celebrity Except For Adam Sandler. -me, Apparently (i Have No Memory Of This)

”Nobody is allowed to be a celebrity except for Adam Sandler.” -me, apparently (i have no memory of this)

Dear Diary,

i lasted 1 min 33 secs. rookie numbers but stfu im getting sonic :3

i alsoooo wanna pass out.

math is rlly hard.

my neighbours letting me drive his mew fancy sports car next week. fhh jgjdjsksndjjshfj its so cool agahsjdj.

Dear Diary,

drinking applejuice and scrolling thru (corn) like it's youtube xx

Dear Diary,

uh hey. im barty. stoners hmu.

yea im a slut. uhhhh idk what to put here. im just a boy 😰😔. ummmmm hmu. anons r on… if u wanna send me death threats ill wank to em. idk..

Dear Diary,

I LOVE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND OHHHH WEIRD STONER GIRLS ILY MWAH MWAHWAH KGJDHFJ

Dear Diary,

social battery is low. gf is overwhelming. need my fp rn 😞😞🎀