I Was Thinking About Which Konoha Kids Would Have The Worst Tanlines, And I Made A Helpful Chart

i was thinking about which konoha kids would have the worst tanlines, and i made a helpful chart

(+ bonus kakashi bc his tanline would be awful oh my god)

Mythical Aesthetics // Dragon

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Incubus Demon Boy

Do you ever think you'll stop drawing fanart? No offense it just seems like the kind of thing you're supposed to grow out of. I'm just curious what your plans/goals are since it isn't exactly an art form that people take seriously.

Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.

Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.

That’s the art you mean, right?

Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.

Welp, it isn’t wrong of me to agree with this.

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me

SO ABOUT THE ROLLING IN THE DEEP/INTO THE DROWNING DEEP mermaids, bc many people have expressed interest in talking about this with me…

I am putting this beneath a cut so as not to spoil people who haven’t read the series. And if you haven’t… I highly recommend you do go into it unspoiled. Just. Learning about the fun mermaid biology within the context of the story is ideal.

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