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someone got really angry and sent like 7 back-to-back anons to me about how railways are evil and environmentally deatructive(???) and implied I was a fascist for liking trains or something? the phrase 'infinite railroads on a finite planet' was used

anthro dogs existing in same setting with regular dogs is just as weird as it is for us to exist in same world with chimps.

also anthro fish and merfolk eating fish is just as weird and cannibalistic as it is for real life predatory fish to eat a sardine.

i understand that most people who act like these situations have deeply disturbing implications are doing so mostly for comedic value, but come on...

"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.

The music video actually starts off with a scene from the movie, and that scene has a cameo appearance by Doug Jones (and Dane Cook but who cares)

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

Many think All Star by Smash Mouth is a song from Shrek, but real ones know the truth.

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

In the club

FUCK

Remember, being kind is punk rock. Being overly polite due to anxiety is prog rock. A hug is alt rock unless it goes on too long then it's folk rock. Empathy is third wave ska. Being mean, though, is not punk rock. Bc being mean is pop punk

realizing that most of the bad steven universe discourse of the last century comes from people thinking the show is about redemption. bitch they didn't even redeem rose quartz. the point was never about how everyone can be redeemed, it's about learning to accept change!!!! just about every major and minor antagonist in the story (at least, the sentient ones) are in that position because they are resisting CHANGE

imagine you’re an immortal princess and after ~800 years of immortality you hire this weird preteen boy as a knight. And he’s young and reckless but he’s a sweet kid and he’s damn proficient with a sword so mostly you trust him with the safety of your kingdom which is the culmination of ~800 years of your hard work. And you get to be pretty fond of him. But then he starts bringing your immortal ex around because apparently they’re friends now. And he doesn’t know about your nasty breakup because that was hundreds of years ago and he’s literally 12 but every time you start to fight he looks at you with his big sad little boy eyes and tells you you have to get along because you’re both his friends and it would make him sososo sad if he couldn’t hang out with all his friends.

and IT WORKS. after spending some time with your ex you start to reconcile your differences and realize how much you’ve missed one another and you rekindle your romantic relationship. All because you hired a weird child with a sword.

"being queer is about love" hmm actually being queer is about defying societal norms about gender and sexuality and does not depend on feeling love at all

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

Three quarters of you either are really into legal definitions, or you lack critical thinking skills

Do you think Asia and Europe are seperate continents?

Tumblr is easy

You can say anything you want about dragons on here and ppl will just reblog

This had me literally laughing out loud while trying to focus during work today

Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..