I Really Want To See More FanFiction That Shows The Interactions Between Castiel And His Older Brothers,

I really want to see more FanFiction that shows the interactions between Castiel and his older brothers, like the relationship between him and Michael, him and Lucifer.

(I really like Michael, so more about him not being a big jerk, I'm sure he's a big softy deep down)

Do you think that before all this drama, Michael and Lucifer helped raise their little siblings ?

(I could totally see Gabriel "helping" them learn to fly just by throwing them out of the sky and yelling, "FLY BITCH")

Damian showing off a floor length painting of his fursona

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

Crack HC, because is there any other kind?

Bruce realises embarrassingly late that his Batkids can’t swim.

Gotham’s beach water is pure chemicals and sewage, and the city’s public school funding doesn’t exactly prioritise teaching kids to swim. Steph, Duke and Jason had never seen a swimming pool before meeting Bruce.

Tim’s parents meant to sign him up for swim lessons after he fell into their indoor fountain when he was three and nearly drowned - it would have been so embarrassing if it happened when they had guests! - but forgot.

So Bruce is like. Oh no my baby-soldiers must learn to swim.

Damian insists that since the League trained him to withstand waterboarding, he’s fine. Bruce pulls a muscle in his cheek from clenching his jaw so hard.

Dick insists that he can swim and manages one impressive mermaid-style undulation before becoming disoriented and slamming into the wall.

Duke covers himself in floaties and clings to a pool noodle for dear life, eschewing dignity because “this isn’t how I die”.

Conversely, Tim sinks like a stone, curls up on the bottom of the pool, and waits for death.

Cass, with the lowest body fat percentage, also sinks but manages to squeeze into one of the drains. She re-emerges six hours later in an estuary in New Jersey.

Steph refuses to let go of the wall by the deep end, scuttling away like a crab when Bruce tries to poke her into the water with a skimmer net.

Jason scoffs at them all and manages a perfect swan dive before flailing and crashing into Steph, causing both of them to panic and use each other as ladders to get out.

Alfred asks Barbara for the security camera footage and makes everyone watch it twice a year to keep their egos in check.

😭😭