Let My Boi Cause Chaos In Peace

Let my boi cause chaos in peace

Tony, poking Peter with the end of a broomstick: Get off the ceiling!

Peter: Nuh uh!

Tony: Why not? What are you hiding?

Peter: I’m not hiding anything!

Tony; then get down!

Peter: no!

A call interrupts. Tony takes it: Hello? Yes, this is him. Ohhh did he now? Yes, I’ll talk to him about it.

Peter, horrified: I’m not coming down. Ever. I live up here now.

Tony: no, no. Peter, I would *love* to know why the principal of your school just called me AND TOLD ME YOU BLEW UP THE CHEM LAB AGAIN!

Peter: it wasn’t my fault!

Tony: FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH. FOURTH. TIME.

Peter: I’M SORRY! IT ISN’T MY FAULT!

(I see things like this a lot, so I decided to write my own 🤷)

First we got Peter tingle, now get ready for Tony tingles

Peter: about to do something dangerous lol

Tony, 20 miles away, sitting up in a cold sweat:

Peter: TONY TONY TONY TONY

Tony: No, you cannot borrow my iron man suit for high school hero day.

Peter: NO THAT ISN’T IT!

Tony, turning around: What is it t- is that a knife?

Peter, gesturing at the knife in his side: YEAH! I got stabbed!

Tony, panicking: WELL WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU AT THE HOSPITAL-

Peter: Because! I wanted to show you! It’s my first stabbing!

Tony: YOU SHOULD NOT BE EXCITED ABOUT THIS!

Some more perfect beings

xenomorph you are my best friend

He speedrunning getting his silver fox look

Tony: What the hell kid, you're covered in blood!?

Peter: Oh, my shirt? Don't worry I just spilled some paint 

Tony: God, don't scare me like that. Go change 

Peter: Don't worry I will. I just needed to show you this first 

*turns around*

Tony: How'd you get paint on the back of your shirt too?

Peter: Yeah those stains are blood. I was stabbed several times 

Tony: PETER-