Awww

awww

Nathan how would you react to finding a lost illager child?

Nathan: a little nervous about that crazy looter, but he's a wounded illager child

and I will take him to my house to cure him

I love this

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/eclipses-corruption

Is it this ?

Yep!

Sorry for late response

BLOODIED AND THIRSTY! She's literally slaying, illagers would probably be the first to use that as a slang word. Because I cannot with the fit/Pos

"Illagers got a bloody history"

Here, take a female illager with cool armor because illagers just have style in general <3

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