Resisting The Urge To Make Another Blog For Arcane Fics Even Though I Have An Elder Scrolls And An Anime

Resisting the urge to make another blog for arcane fics even though I have an elder scrolls and an anime one already.

Lord help. (I just need more arcane x readers. Can the fandom come alive again)

Update:

For some reason, astarion is obsessed with me even though I never really gave him much attention or did anything to get his approval 😭

Me: "I'm not going to romance shadowheart."

Also me: *continues to keep her at my side 'just because I like her'*

Cries in bi misery, there's too many people I want to romance...

The micro penis part LMFAOOOO

#imagine

one day you were taking a walk at night because you're y/n and you're stupid, when suddenly you saw this mysterious shirtless guy coming your way. he was so tall, and incredible handsomes. you stared at his ethereal blonde mullet and rippling abs, his underwear peeking out from his sagged pants. he should really pull his pants up. he was so white and buff he looked like one of those greek god statues with the micropenises. how could he be a real person???

"like what you see?" dio said, grinning and revealing a pair of sharp vampire fangs.

you shrugged. "meh. i've seen hotter people." you walk past him, eager to get home to see if by some miracle your mediocre crush from high school texted you. but they didn't, of course. they haven't texted you in years, and never will

Carlos Sainz = Vinjin (confirmed)

Dio with a gender neautral female S/O who is soooo small and skinny and fragile headcanons

dio loves that you are so short and small and tiny because it reminds him of his favorite food froot loops, which are also very small

he is secretly afraid that one day he’ll accidentally step on you or sit on you and crush all your brittle little bird bones because he didn’t see you due to you being so small

he in fact accidentally breaks your bones very often, he can’t help it because he so strong and big vampire with powers

he once cheated on you with a pencil because he got the two of you confused

A QUESTION TO OTHER READERS!

What do you prefer to read in: 1st person or 3rd person?

[ specially for books that are fantasy-romance-mystery based]