I Think Its Funny Flat Top Is Dead Even Though He Still Exists In Bochum

i think it’s funny flat top is dead even though he still exists in bochum

update on the whole whistle in a field situation: so the crew straight up gave up, and they were like “how about we all make noise to make up for our engine’s whistle?” and now everyone is screaming and singing and whistling and i am enjoying myself much much less than before.

i decided that for funsies i’m gonna be posting like i’m a human in the ttte universe on tumblr because i’m silly like that <3

stay tuned for whatever the fuck i decide to come up with today (all posts will be tagged with: #sodorcitizensufferingstories)

tfw you’re trying to get to work and the engine pulling your train decides to race a fucking bus DOWNHILL.

stex character ages hcs:

poppa/momma: 78

memphis belle: 76

brexit: 61

volta: 45

2nd and 3rd class sleepers: 43

turnov:

mrs. controller: 39

krupp: 37

ruhrgold: 37

espresso: 36

coco/bobo: 36

hashimoto: 35

trax marshalls: 33

ashley: 31

buffy: 30

duvay: 29

unnamed engine: 29

unnamed coach: 29

greaseball: 28

wrench: 27

belle the bar car: 27

carrie: 27

mail van: 27

dustin: 27

killerwatt: 27

electra: 26

bidecker: 26

zero: 27

rocky 1, 2, 3, & 4 (along with 5, 6, 7, and 8): 25

brake van: 25

pearl: 24

purse: 23

rusty : 23

hip hoppers: 23

joule: 22

dinah: 22

cb: 20

flat top: 18

control(s): 8

if rusty worked at a walmart (based on a conversation i saw)