just a silly guy |any pronouns|
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Is the seduction hat™ working?
Absolutely the funniest shit I have seen today. @t70
When you lie on your bed
in your childhood room
clutching the oldest plushie you have, apologising internally for holding him too tight,
while hating who you have let yourself become
having to glue the broken pieces of a vase so it can once again hold water
Despite the So painfully obvious damage
It will never be the same
tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement
Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃
I AM SO GLAD I STAYED UP TILL 3 AM FOR THE GUT PUNCH THAT IS THE FOUNDERS CUT!!!
Like the added glitches of the food items or the whole ending?!?!?!
Goddamn I need to go to bed but I have just whitenessed something truly emotionally devastating.
The founders cut has single-handedly made me want to pick up cosplay again after maybe a year long break. I FEEL SO MUCH.
That just fully destroyed me
THOSE WERE THEIR REAL CHILDHOOD PHOTOS. THAT'S DEDICATION.
How am I meant to be a normal person around others when genloss exists-
HOLY SHIT! THEY ARE DESTINED FOR EAXHOTHER!!!!!1!1!1!
Why I am I trapped in a goddamn slowburn!!!
I swore I wouldn't fall victim to the cliché of being a lovesick nervous little guy for multiple months because I am too pussy to tell them I like like them... but here we are :(
Ahahejfvhw HOW DOES ANYONE WRITE A STORY!?!?!?
Like with secrets and wverything? I am constantly SO! Tempted to tell ppl abt them it makes me physically sick. I. Am. Not. Joking.
Your bingle has been bongled!
Yo! I am autistic so when I excitedly tell you "we are just like those 2 characters!" I am trying to tell you "I feel for you like character A feels towards character B but I don't know how to properly express my appreciation for you!!!"
Date idea: I feed my being to the spiral and you jump off a building to hopefully become a vast avatar. And we terrorise poor innocent people to please our evil transdimentional horror gods(?) together. <3