He's A Neat Little Feller

He's a neat little feller

Made some simple Colin charms! I accidentally got them a bit too big (they're the size of my palm) but either way I love how he turned out :)

He better be there for me whenever it's my time

Do you guys think Coffin hangs out or volunteers at retirement homes to comfort old people because he knows they might die soon?

I LOVE STONER HIPPIE COFFIN!!!!

something tells me I like stoner hippie coffi-

I love Coffin humanizations because they are either a Victorian style vampire dude or a stoner hippie who doesn’t own a house and lurks in the woods

DEVOURING

LEAVING NO CRUMBS

ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE

My favorite activity is drawing Coffin wearing fancy outfits

More fun facts about my human Coffin B)

He wears eye contacts to hide the lines in his eyes because he thinks it'll scare away clients and it'll makes him look more approachable

He's been alive for a good 250-300 years, but his physical age is 53

His father is a large tree and he has hundreds of siblings! He's just never really met any of them because they were scattered everywhere and they are all wood based

(The Family Tree is one of them)

He originally spoke in old tongue but slowly got accustomed to modern English

Whenever he was younger his teeth were actually normal, but with age they kinda grew too much, same with his nails so they have to be trimmed often

He's married to Colin :)

(That's just because Colin is my partner's favorite character, so we just ended up shipping them together)